iJunoon Archives 2015

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road.......
Why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to
or coming back from office....!!

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Kyun lagta hai k tum mere pass baithi ho
jab k hamare beech meelon ki doori hai

kyun mera dil akele mein tumse baat karta hai
jab k door talak tanhai phaili hai

kyun tera chehra khuli aankhon mein dikhta hai
jab k tum yahan nahi ho

kyun lagta hai k tum bahut door ho
jab k tum dil ke bahut kareeb ho

kyun lagta hai k tum yahan nahi ho
jab k dil mein tum hi tum ho.

A sardar was trying to rape a woman. She screamed, i will kill myself before i let u touch me! . Sardar says : Mar jaana kisey day kamm na ana.

Chaha hai maine bahut shiddat se tumko,
Main tumhe bahut shiddat se yaad aaunga,


Yun sakoon se tum kabhi bhi so na sakogi,
Banke Dil ki kasak raat bhar jagaoonga,


Abke baras sawan Dil mein aag lagayega,
Bhigogi tum jab bhi baarish mein main yaad aaunga,


Har sher har nazam mein nazar aayengi meri baatein,
Padhoge jab bhi koi shayari main yaad aaunga..!!!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

jhulas raha hai badan
karb ki dhoop ki tamazat say

ghul raha hai sarapa
hijar ke aansun ki nimi say

pandra ke udas chaand ne
bakhsh di hai chandi mere balun ko

dimak ki tarhan chaat raha hai
dard-e-zindagi mujhe andar say

ek chup ka sannata hai
jo wajud par jamid hai

kuch kirchian hain jazbun ki
jo chubh rahi hain pairon main

tanhaii ka sakit moosam hai
roh par jo barsun say tari hai

aur raat ki rida ohDreh hoye
subk ro hawaa gungunaa rahi hai

Dis Cat,is Cat,a Cat,good Cat,Way Cat,to Cat,keep Cat,a Cat,Ediot Cat,bussy Cat ,for Cat,2o Cat,Seconds Cat,Now read it widout Word CAT......
hahahahahhah..........