iJunoon Archives 2015

Kar liya hai faisla kehna usy,

Ab na hoga rabta kehna usy,

jis pe hum chalte rahe hain sath sath

kho gaya wo rasta kehna usy,

teri yaadain dil se rukhsat ho gain,

Ho chuka ye saaneha kehna usy,

Ab na dekhe ga tumhara rasta,

dil ko samjha chuka kehna usy,

chain se sone na dega gham tuje,

raat bhar ab jagna kehna usy,

Ashna ban k na milna raah me,

dosti ik khuwab tha kehna usy,

mur k peechey dekhte hum bhi nahi,

soch kar moo phairna kehna usy...

1980 Girls:Maa main jeans pehenugi,
Maa:beti loog kya kahayn gayn.
2006 Girls:Maa main mini shirt pehenugi .
Maa:pehen le beti kuch tu pehen le...........
hhahahahahahahahha............

ek din ek sardar jaad ke pas toilet kar raha tha ,waha se ek fogreiner ja raha tha usne poocha yaha par police nahi pakad ta ,to sardar ne kha nahi apne ko apne haat se pakad kar karna padta hai

Tarash kar mere bazu uraan chor gaya,
hawa ke paas wo barhana makan chor gaya,
rifaqaton ka meri usko dhayan kitna tha,
zameen le li magar asman chor gaya,
ajeeb shakhs tha barish ka rang daikh ke bhi,
khulay dareechay pe ik phool daan chor gaya,
jo badalon se bhi mujhko chupa ke rakhta tha,
barhi hai dhoop to be saaibaan chor gaya,
aaqab ko thi gharaz fakhta pakarne se,
jo gir gai to yunhi neem jaan chor gaya,
na jaane kon sa asaib dil main basta hai,
k jo bhi thehra wo akhir makaan chor gaya,

Da Motto of new Genration is;na hum shadi kerayn gayn.....aur na apnay bacchon ko kernay deyn gayn .........

1 khatoon bewa ho gai uss k 4 bachy the.
apny husband ki death k baad wo akeli
apny bachoon ko palti rahi koi 2,3, saal
k baad uss ki mulaqat 1 essy insaan se
hoee jis ki bv mar chuki thi or uss k bhi
4 bachy the dono ne shadi ker li kaee
saal guzar gye iss shadi se bhi unn k 4
bachy howe 1 din husband office main kaam
ker raha tha k uss ki bv ne bachoon ki larai se
taang aa k badhawasi main yoon
phone kiya
zara jaldi gher aaiay husband ne pocha keun?
bv ny kaha bachoon ny gher
ko medany jang bana rakha hi pehle
tumharry bachoon ne mery bachoon ko mara
phir
mere bachoon ne tumharry bachoon ki khoob dhulai ki
phir hum donoo k bachoon ne
hamarry bachoon ko mara hi

kabhi panion ko ujaalna,

kabhi barf rut ko uchaalna,

kabhi badalon ki rida liye

usay kohsaron pe daalna,

kabhi dhanpna usay dhund main

kabhi manzaron se nikaalna,

hai ajeeb sa mera masghala,

ke hamesha chahatain paalna,

kabhi daikhna usay khwab main,

kabhi ratjagon ke azaab main,

kabhi hurf hurf bikhair kar

usay jama karna kitaab main,

kabhi mosamon se nikaal kar

usay lana apne hisaab main,

hai ajeeb sa mera mashghala,

ke hamesha rehna sarab main,

D se Dosti, Dse Dil, Dse Dard, Dse Dillagi, D se Dewangi Per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana k S se SMS our C se Call bhi na Kar sako.