iJunoon Archives 2015

Jeena Mera Tere Liye Tu Nahi Pass To Kya Hua
Khushboo Teri Harpal Rahe Saanson Mein Meri Sada


Mein Nahi Janti Meri Manzil Kahaan Yun Hi Chalti Rahun Mein Agar
Yeh Hey Kaisa Saher Chalun Tou Safar Tera Ehsaas Hi Tou Rahega Magar


Samjhegi Na Yeh Dunya Kabhi Tere Hi Dam Sey Hey Meri Khushi
Kehte Hain Log Jise Diwangi Jane Woh Kia Hoti Hey Bekhudi


Kitni Adhoori Thi Tujhbin Tou Mein Tum Sey Mili Tou Mila Mujhko Chain
Mil Hi Gaye Hain Ab Tou Sanam Dunya Karegi Ab Kya Sitam

Dost: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.

zindagi ki talash me main pata nahi kahan se kahan aa gaya,
sari khusiyon ko piche choor kar gamon ke bich aa gaya..


chahta tha pyaar ka daman pakadkar jeena,
par wo bhi apna daman chura kar tanha kar gaya..


main bhi chahta tha zindagi bhar muskrana,
par halaat ne hansi main bhi rona sikha diya..


main to zindagi bhar wafa karte karte thak gaya,
phir bhi duniya ki nazron main bewaffa kehlaya gaya..


jin sanson ke sahare kat rahi thi zindagi,
ab to wo bhi band hokar maut ka paigam suna geya..


ab tak to zindagi ji thi unka naam lete hue,
ab icha hai ki maut bhi unka naam lete hue aa jaye..


mai to phle hi sab kuch luta chuka tha,
ek jaan hi bachi thi wo bhi unki jholi main daal gaya..

shadi kay din karib aaye tu maha ko dieting ka shouk para tu mein sufi ghar lay aayi. kyun kay sab ko sufi per aatmat jo tha. subha hou tu na maha thi na sufi.

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)

Bewafa Ko Ham Ne Is Dil Men Jagah Di Thi
Khawabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di Thi



Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Khud Se Bhi Bahot Badh Kar
Us Chahat Mein Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Di Thi



Malom Nahi Tha Ham Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bharosa Karke Khud KO Hi Saza Di Thi



Socha Tha Sath Mill Kay Katen Ge Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Aik Pal Main Har Bat Bhula Di Thi



Kaisa Sitam Hey Dekho Wo Kab Sey Juda Hai Mujh Sey
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saya Sa Bana Di Thi



Kiya Tha Us Per Bharosa Kyun Hud Sey Badh Kar
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Mein Ek Halchal Si Macha Di Thi

Wife ko Begum kiu kehte hai?
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai