Najam Ali Khan

aik khan nay aik bakra kharida.3 saal na to us nay bakray ko nehlaya aur na hi us ka gand saaf kia.bus usay aik kothary mein daal kar bhool gaya.3 saal kay baad us nay ailaan karaya k jo is bakray k saath 1 hour guzaray ga us ko 1 lac inam milay ga.yeh sun kar aik gora,aik pakistani aur aik sikh aya.pehlay gora ander gaya aur 2 minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.phir pakistani ander gaya aur aik minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.aakhir mein sikh ander gaya aur 30 second baad bakra bahar aa gaya.

ONE DAY SOME ONE WAS SITTING ON THE CAIR AND HE WAS EATING EGG SO MEAN WHILE ANOTHER BODY WANNTED TO CROSS AND ASKED THAT WHY ARE SITTING ON THE CHAIR ,EATING
THE EGG HE IMMEDIATLLY ANSWERED,SHOULD I SET ON THE EGG AND EAT THE CHAIR????
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aik admi ki ankhen khrab thi.woh ainek laney kay liya docter kay pass giya .docter nay ghalti say doorbeen kay chashmay laga diyay.jab woh baher nikla to aik admi angoor baij raha tha .admi nay us say kaha bhai saab yah baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.

ek larke ne dosre se poocha k btaoo k shalwar wahid hai k jamah us ne jawab dia k uper se wahid neche se jama