iJunoon Archives 2015

sardar = He put his Sar on Dar (Dar means Door)
that--s why its name is Sardar

Kaash Unhey Chahney Ka armaan Nahin Hota
Mei Hosh Mei Hokar Bhi anjaan Na Hota

Yeh Pyaar Na Hota Kisi Paththar Dil say
Ya Phir Koi Paththar Dil Insaan Na Hota

once upon a time an employ called at his boss home and asked her wife about his boss she said your boss had died before a week again the next day he called to his boss home and asked the same question and she answered the same as yesterday days passed and he did the same thing again and again at last she said how many times i told you your boss had passed you know what he siad he said i love listening this all the time that my boss had passed away.

soraj ny kaha ..main na hotta tu germi ki shidat ka ehsaas kessy hotta.
chaand ny kaha..main na hotta tu eid ki khushiyaan kessy milti.
mohabat ny kaha..main na hotti tu duniya main bhai chaaray ki fizza keun qaim hotti.
dolaat ny kaha..main na hotti tu duniya ka nizaam kaisay chalta.
ghurbat ny kaha..main na hotti tu Khuda ko yaad koon kerta.
namaz ny kaha..main na hotti tu kafir or musalman main kya farq reh jata.

Nazrein Milti hey par nazarey nahin miltey
Be saharo ko kahin saharey nahin Miltey

Zindagi eik nadi hey tertey he jayiye
Doobtey Insaan Ko Kinarey Nahin Miltey

heres a really funny joke, you pakis will love this one like its ur personal buddah
Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he--d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qalam Uthayi hey Lafz nahin Milta
Jisko Dhoondha wo shakhs nahi milta

Phirtey Hein wo zamaney ki Talaash mei
Hamarey Liye Unhey Waqt Nahin Milta

sawere towadi yaad aayi te miss kitta,dinnay yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,ratti yaad aayi te fir miss katti,,,jadon jan te ban aayi te sms kitta......