iJunoon Archives 2014

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study.

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

ek sardar poray ek ghantay se dekh raha tha


Wife : Tussi inni dair se ki dekh rahay ho ?






Husband : Xpiry date dhoond raha hun

giri hoi havali ki toti hoi divar k oper , lagi hoi bad soorat phoote k piche, bathe hove gande bacteria ki Qasam?????????????? ? ? ? ? ? ; ((())) I MISS U((()))

phatan apnay friend say yara tmhara shadi ho gaya ha
friend haan
phatan kiss say
friend larki say
phatan kya larki say
friend kyoun khan sahib kya hoya
phatan mari bhan ka tu larkay say hoya ha

2 BANtA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

my name is s.younus from andhra pradesh india 019+9908942996

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And
Never Can End?.

Aftab khan