iJunoon Archives 2014

aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider kio khara he

eik baar eik admi plane main apny saath apna parrite bhi ly gaya .jaab airhostes drink serve kerny lagi tu parrite ny choonch sy uss ka dopata pakerh liya .dobara air hostes T serve kerny lagi tu phir pearrite ny uss ka dopatah pakra air hosts ussy pyaar ker k chali gai .pearrite ka malik yeh saab dekh raha tha 3rd time jaab air hostes aai tu pearrite k malik ny uss ka dopatah pakrra air hostes ny ussy eik thaperh mara or ussy or uss k pearrite ko plane sy baher pheenk diya gaya hawa main malik ny pearrite sy kaha k yeh saab terri waja sy howa hi .pearrite ny kaha k urhna nahi aata tha tu panga keun liya ......hahahahaaaaa

Kya ajab shakhs tha wo
K phoolon k mausam men
Phoolon jaisa tha
Ab pat jhar men kaanton sa chubhta hai


Kya ajab shakhs tha
K aankhon k raste dil men utra tha
Ab tanhai men aksar
Ankhon men uterta hai


Wo bhi kya ajab shakhs tha
Ik umer tak meri zaat men shamil raha
Ab jo kabhi milta hai
To ajnabi sa lagta hai

A sardar in USA was masturbating looking towards the sky
Man: What are you he doing?
Sardar: I am making love to my wife, Jeeto, through satelite

aik badshah key perposal ate hain to ik langri larki ati hai to badshah keta hai agar mein tum se shadi karloon or raat ko hum chatt per so rahe hoon or agar barish ajaye to mein chatt se manjiyan utaroon ga ya tum ko utaroon ga

Aaj phir meri yadon men
Mere khwabon men
Meri dharkan men
kisi ki khwahish
Kisi ki justaju
Mere tishna labon per
mere dil-o-dimagh per
Chaa rahi hai
Wo khwabon men
Yadon men
Chupke se aa rahi hai

Muhabbat to TUM ko b hai,
Hum ko b hai

Pyasay k TUM b ho,
Hum b hain

Hanste! to hum b hain,
TUM b ho

Tarapte! Hum b hain,
TUM b ho

Khusiyan! k TUM b chahte ho,
Hum b
Udas ! k TUM b ho,
Hum b hain
Yaqeen! TUMhen b hai,
mujhe bhi

Umeed ! to TUM b krte ho,
Hum b


Ae mere hum nafas!
Ae mere hum nasheen!

Chalo ik samjhota krtay hian...
Meri Muhabbat TUM rakho
Pyas apni mujhe de do
Hansi meri TUM rakho
Tarap apni mujhe de do
Khushiyan meri sari mubarak TUMhen
Udasiyan apni mujhe de do
Yaqeen sara TUM rakho
Umeden apni mujhe de do
K!
Younhi shayed
Apni zindagi tamaam ho
K shayed
yahi apni kahani ka anjam ho