iJunoon Archives 2014

A sardar in USA was masturbating looking towards the sky
Man: What are you he doing?
Sardar: I am making love to my wife, Jeeto, through satelite

aik badshah key perposal ate hain to ik langri larki ati hai to badshah keta hai agar mein tum se shadi karloon or raat ko hum chatt per so rahe hoon or agar barish ajaye to mein chatt se manjiyan utaroon ga ya tum ko utaroon ga

beta ammy se ammy jan saban bath room main gir gia hai.....ammy saban ko saban se dholo.hahahaha

CHOOHE NE HAATHI SE KAHA K TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI HAI? HAATHI NE KAHA K AIK SAAL....PHIR HAATHI NE CHOOHE SE POOCHHA TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI? CHOOHE BHI AIK SAAL KA THA AUR JAB HAATHI KO DEKHA K ITNA BARA AUR KHUD CHHOTA SA TO FORAN KEHNE LAGA....AJJI...MERI OMAR BHI AIK SAAL HAI MAGAR MAIN THORA BEMAR SHAMAR REHTA HOON...........HAHAHAHAM BASHIR

Aik muslim mulk main pakistani,american aur Indian pakre gae aur un ko 10,10 koroon ki sazaa hooee magar kore marne wale ne kaha k tum sab ki aik aik khawaish poori hosakti hai.Sab se pehle american ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke mery peeth per takkia rakh ker kore lagae jain. to os ki khawaish poori ker dee gahee. Phir hindu ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke meri peeth per do takkiye rakho, chonanche os ki b khawaish poori ker di gaee,ab musliman ki bari the aur os ne kaha k choonke main muslim hoon meri do khawaishain poori hooni chahye. is per woh razi ho gae.muslim ne kaha k pehli khawaish hai k muje 100 kore lagae jain,is per sab heraan hogae, pher muslim ne kaha k meri peeth per american aur hindu ko bandh diya jae,hahaha

apko ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
yaad karna addat ki baat hai
apse door rehna kismat ki bat hai
magar ap ko bardasht karna waqae
himat ki baat hai