Sms / Sardar

Mehwish Jatt

Sardaar

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

· 1 Like · May 03, 2015 at 05:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Missing You

Abdul Qaddoos

Professor

There were 4 professors of Psychology, waiting for a train to come. Just then the train arrived and all the 4 professors rushed inside, only to realize that the train will depart after an hour. While wait at the railway platform, sipping the cup of tea, they started a discussion and did not realize the time.



One of the professors realized that the train has started moving and he ran and he caught the train. Seeing this, the second professor too caught the train. Seeing the second professor catch the train, the third one somehow managed to catch the pole of the last compartment and was able to catch the running train.



And the train, left the station. The fourth professor was left high and dry and the train departed. He started crying vehemently, ?I missed my train, I missed my train.? One passerby asked him why he was crying so loud and reassured him that after 20 minutes, one more train would come and go to the same destination where he had to go. And this professor said, ?It was me who had to travel in that train, the three professors who had caught the train had actually come to see me off.?

· 1 Like · May 03, 2015 at 00:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Friendship

Abdul Rahman

App Ki Dosti

har kalli tumse khushboo udhaar mange
aaftab tumse noor udhaar mange
rab kare tum dosti aisi nibhahoo
kai log mujh se tumhari dosti udhaar mange


kia karo gay hum dard mando say mil ker
phool bhi murja gaye kantoo say juda ho ker

if u like this type of mail so plz add me

· 1 Like · May 02, 2015 at 19:05
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Love

Maleeha Bukhari

Free Love...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET HIM FREE IF HE COMES BACK HE IS YOURS IF HE NEVER COMES BACK HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE....

· 2 Like · May 02, 2015 at 14:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Fatima Zehra

Free Love...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET HIM FREE IF HE COMES BACK HE IS YOURS IF HE NEVER COMES BACK HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE....

· 1 Like · May 02, 2015 at 09:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Haseeb Raza

Pagal

eik pagal jo ganja hota ha nae ke pass bal katwane jata ha nae bal katne ke 15 rs leta ha us ganje ko kehta ha tum mujhe 30 rs do woh kehta ha kyun?
tu nae kehta ha 15 rs tumhare bal dondane ke o-r 15 katne ke
hahahahahaha

· 2 Like · May 02, 2015 at 04:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Maria Waheed

Good Question

Question : Sabse jyada sardar kahan miltey hein
Answer : jokes mein

· 1 Like · May 01, 2015 at 23:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Nadeem Moti

Jalebi, Honey , Darling....

Jalebi, Honey & Darling
Santa was invited to Banta--s home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her --Jalebi--, --Honey--, --Pyaari--, --Darling--, --Sweetheart-- etc.
He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, I think it--s wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names.
Banta hung his head, To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago.

· 2 Like · May 01, 2015 at 19:05
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Obaid Kayani

Marriage Warnings

Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith!

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun

· 2 Like · May 01, 2015 at 14:05
Category: marital-woes
 
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