Pick Up Lines

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1 Admi Riksha Whaly se:
Khan sahab, Sadar jaega?

Khan:
Hamra Khayal He Nahi jaega.

Admi:
Aray Bhai Sadar jaega?

Khan:Ye To Sadar Ka Marzi He Ke Emprees Market jaey Ya Zainb Market, Hum Se Pooch Ke Thori jaega......ooOOps

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Feb 20, 2012

Fatiha

1 pathan apnay dost k ghr uske bhai ka Fatiha denay gya.
To us ne pucha yar tumhara bhai kesay fout hua?
Dost:uskay maathay pe gooli lgi thi.
Pathan:Shukr Khudaya k gooli us k aank pe nhe lga...

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 25, 2011

If you can't

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 21, 2010

Success is simple

"Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time." Arnold H. Glasow

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010

World most beautiful sentence

"World most beautiful sentence "...But, I love you.", World most painful sentence "I love you, but..."

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010

I lost my number

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010

I need to call

I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010

Do you have a map

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010

Am I cute

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010

Rearrange The Alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Category: Sms / Pick Up Lines - on Oct 19, 2010
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