Pick Up Lines
fuuny
1 Admi Riksha Whaly se:
Khan sahab, Sadar jaega?
Khan:
Hamra Khayal He Nahi jaega.
Admi:
Aray Bhai Sadar jaega?
Khan:Ye To Sadar Ka Marzi He Ke Emprees Market jaey Ya Zainb Market, Hum Se Pooch Ke Thori jaega......ooOOps
Fatiha
1 pathan apnay dost k ghr uske bhai ka Fatiha denay gya.
To us ne pucha yar tumhara bhai kesay fout hua?
Dost:uskay maathay pe gooli lgi thi.
Pathan:Shukr Khudaya k gooli us k aank pe nhe lga...
If you can't
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Success is simple
"Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time." Arnold H. Glasow
World most beautiful sentence
"World most beautiful sentence "...But, I love you.", World most painful sentence "I love you, but..."
I lost my number
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I need to call
I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
Do you have a map
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Am I cute
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Rearrange The Alphabet
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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