Sms / Munna Bhai

Kashif Yaqoob

16 Oct Ko Tum "dil" Mango Hum Denge .

16 oct ko Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge . Tum "Jigar" Mango Wo b Denge . "Eyes" Mango Wo b Denge QK . us din Hum ne Qurbani karni hai Inshallah BAKRA EID"Mubark

· 2 Like · Oct 10, 2013 at 15:10
Category: munna-bhai Tags: Mubarak Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Kashif Yaqoob

Abay Sirkit Yay Bata

Muna Bhai: Abay Sirkit Yay
Bata, Ager Bina Danton K
Kutta Kaat Le To Keya Krny
Ka?

Sarkitt: Simple Bhai..
BolnyTo Bina Sui K 14
Injections Lagwanay Ka Bas.

· 2 Like · Apr 04, 2013 at 15:04
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Kashif Yaqoob

Song By Munna Bhai:



EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

· 1 Like · Mar 29, 2013 at 14:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Jhoot

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Chand

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Chain Collection

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Papad Aur Jhapad

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Apka Pyara

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Marnay Ki Jaldi

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
Sms / Munna Bhai

Shahbaz Ishaq

Battery Is Ok

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

"Battery is OK"

· 2 Like · Mar 28, 2012 at 15:03
Category: munna-bhai
 
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