Munna bhai

16 oct ko Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge .

16 oct ko Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge . Tum "Jigar" Mango Wo b Denge . "Eyes" Mango Wo b Denge QK . us din Hum ne Qurbani karni hai Inshallah BAKRA EID"Mubark

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Oct 10, 2013

Abay Sirkit Yay Bata

Muna Bhai: Abay Sirkit Yay
Bata, Ager Bina Danton K
Kutta Kaat Le To Keya Krny
Ka?

Sarkitt: Simple Bhai..
BolnyTo Bina Sui K 14
Injections Lagwanay Ka Bas.

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Apr 04, 2013

song by Munna bhai:



EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 29, 2013

jhoot

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012

Chand

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012

chain collection

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012

papad aur jhapad

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012

Apka Pyara

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012

marnay ki jaldi

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012

Battery is OK

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

"Battery is OK"

Category: Sms / Munna Bhai - on Mar 28, 2012
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