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Kashif Yaqoob

Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch Kha Sakta Ho.

Mareez: Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch KHa Sakta Ho . . . . . Doctor: Han Aap Mere Fees Ki ilawa Kuch Be Kha Sakty Ho.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2014 at 14:01
Category: funny Tags: Mareez Doctor Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Muzammil Shahzad

Kayi Dawaon K Bajaye Aik Dawa, Zindagi Asaan

بہت سے ایسے مریض جو دل کے امراض میں مبتلا ہیں یا جنہیں فالج ہو چکا ہے، اپنی دوائیں وقت پر نہیں لیتے جیسا کہ انہیں لینی چاہیئں۔ ایک تحقیق کے مطابق ایسے افراد جنہیں فالج ہو چکا ہو، اکثر اپنی بیماری ...
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· 1 Like · Sep 09, 2013 at 13:09
Category: health Tags: Faalij Dil Mareez Dawa
 
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Ijunoon

Adrak Ziabaties K Mareez K Liye Mufeed

آسٹریلوی ماہرین نے کہا ہے کہ ادرک ذیابیطس کے مرض میں مفید ثابت ہوسکتی ہے۔ سڈنی یونیورسٹی کے پروفیسر باسل روفوگالس نے بتایا کہ ادرک خون میں شکر کی سطح کو کنٹرول کرکے اسے بڑھنے سے روکتا ہے۔ یہ شوگر کی ب...
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· 1 Like · Aug 09, 2012 at 09:08
Category: health Tags: Mareez
 
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Doctor Ny Mareez Ka Chek Up Karty Hooye......



DOCTOR NY MAREEZ KA CHECK UP KARTY HOOY(GHUSAY SY KAHA)GHUZAB KHUDA KA,MERY PASS AAB AYAAY HO!MUJH SY PEHLY KISEE DOCTOR KO DIKHAYA THA?
MAREEZ NY KHA:-JEE NAHIN MAIN MEDICAL STORE WALY K PASS GEYA THA.
DOCTOR:- KIYA BY WAQOOUFI KKE BAAT HAI MEDICAL STORE WALA DOCTOR KAISY HO SAKTA HAI?US NY TUMHAIN KIYA AHMAQANA MUSHWARA DIYA?
MAREEZ:- JEE US NY MUJHY AAP K PASS BHAIJ DIYA.
HA HA HA !!!!!!!HOO HA HA HA !HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA MAIL K ZAREY AAGHA KE JEYE GA. & FRIENDS K LIYE MERY FRIEND SHIP K DARWAZY 24HRS KHULY HAIN.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Khuda Doctor Mareez
 
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Operation Theater Jaty Hooy Mareez Ny Nurse Sy Poocha........

OPREATION THEWATER JATAY HOOYE MAREEZ NY NURSE SY POOCHA:-""JO SURJON MERA OPERATION KARNEWALY HAI KIYA WOH QABIL HAIN?""
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- HAN WOH BHAOUT ACHAY HAI IN KO KATNY KE BARHE PRACTICE HAI.
MAREEZ NY GHABRAH KAR KAHA:- KIYA MATLAB.....?
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- WOH DOCTOR BANNAY SY PEHLY QASAIE THAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HOOO HA HA HE HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Nurse Mareez
 
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MAREEZ(DOCTOR SY): JINAB MUCHER MARNY KA KOI AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?

MAREEZ(DOCTOR SY):- JINAB MUCHER MARNY KA KOI AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?
DOCTOR:- SUB SY PEHLY MACHER KO PAKRO.PHIR IS KY PAIT MAIN GUD GUDY KARO JAB MUCHER HANSNY KY LIYE MOONH KHOLY TOH USH KY MOON MAIN MERY DE HOOI DAWA DALOO.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Doctor Mareez
 
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Mareez

Hospital main aik dil ke mareez se mizaj pursi ke liye anay walay doost nay poocha keh "" yahan dil ke dharkan ko kam kernay ke liye bhi aap ko kuch mail raha hay?"" to mareez na jawab dia "" han aik boori (old) nurse.""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Mareez
 
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Doctor Aur Mareez........

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hay?



Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.





Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?



Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.





Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?



Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.





Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?



Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.





Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?



Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.





Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?



Mareez: Nahi.





Doctor: Kion?





Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.



Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????


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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Doctor Mareez
 
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