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Mohabbat Rooh Main Utra Hua

Mohabbat rooh main utra hua noor hai... JAAN
raabta khatam karnay se piyar khatam nahi hota....

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 23, 2013

Tumhary Sath Chaltay

Tumhary Sath Chaltay
Hein Hazaroon Chahnay
Wala…

Mery Honay Na Honay Sy
Tumhay Kiya Fark Parhta
Ha.

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 20, 2013

How about you

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!

Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

I bet

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt me

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

Nature is a miracle

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

When I was young

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

Dear God

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

press down

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Category: Sms / Rude Sms - on Apr 13, 2012

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