Rude sms
Mohabbat Rooh Main Utra Hua
Mohabbat rooh main utra hua noor hai... JAAN
raabta khatam karnay se piyar khatam nahi hota....
Tumhary Sath Chaltay
Tumhary Sath Chaltay
Hein Hazaroon Chahnay
Wala…
Mery Honay Na Honay Sy
Tumhay Kiya Fark Parhta
Ha.
How about you
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!
Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!
I bet
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt me
Nature is a miracle
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
When I was young
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness
Dear God
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
press down
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*


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