Sms / Santa Banta

Najam Ali Khan

5 Sawal

Santa Singh is the aggresive participant on Kaun Banega..
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal: Who is India--s Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2015 at 10:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Abdul Qaddoos

Sabji

One day a lady came in running into police station where santa singh was police inspector... And she said praji..praji gajab ho gaya
Santa singh asked bhenji ki ho gaya The lady replied mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki sabji lene bazaar gaye the, aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain
On that santa singh replied koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi aur koi sabji bana lo.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2015 at 05:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Sardar

Wafa Chaudhry

Application Form

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.After much thought he wrote : Yes

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2015 at 00:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Qamar Jabbar

Sardarjee In A Multi National Company

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly! The voice from the other side responded,You fool you--ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you--re talking to, dumbo? No, replied the trainee It--s the Managing Director of the company, you fool! The Sardarji shouted back, And do you know who YOU are talking to, youfool?
No., replied the Managing Director. Good!, replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

· 2 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 19:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Faisal Razzaq

Sardarjee sTest Report

One Sardarji Had Some Health Problem And Was Advised For Urine Test. In The Morning He Puts Urine In A Bottle And Kept In The Toilet. His Wife Goes To Toilet And By Mistake She Hits The Urine Bootle And Urine Spills. She Thought Sardarji Will Get Angry, She Put Her Urine In That Bottle.
After Some Time Sardarji Takes That Bottle To Lab And Gives For Testing. In The Evening He Goes To Collect The Report And Is Shocked To See The Result Showing He Is Pregnant. He Comes Home And Shouts At His Wife Tenu Kinni Vas Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya.

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 15:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Anam Lateef

Hot

aik dafa aik aurat kai gher main shadi hoty hai tu woh mithayi walay kai paas jaty hai order dainay us dukaan kai upper aik admi shave bana raha hota hay us ka blade haath say slip hota hai aur dukaan daar ki dash par girta hai aurat ki mithayi kai dabay main woh pack hojaty hai aglay din aty hai or poochty hai bhayi woh u bary mazedar thy dukaan wala bolta hai ab apni kaat lo samjhna tumhara kaam hay

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 10:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Maryam Rauf

Tulsi...

TULSI MEANS....
T ;- TERRIFIC...
U ;- UNFORGETABLE...
L ;- LOVEABLE...
S ;- SENSATIONAL...
I ;- INNOCENT...
SO U R MY TULSI...
HOW CAN I MISS U AND HOW CAN I MISS TULSI...

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 05:04
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Fahad Yousuf

Problem

Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor?
I am 2400 kilometers away from home

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 00:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Imran Rashid Malik

Quick Thinking

Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital. Banta: It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed.
Santa: It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!

· 1 Like · Apr 27, 2015 at 19:04
Category: santa-banta
 
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