Sms / Sardar

Amir Rasheed

Blood Test

Blood test kay baad cotton na milnay par nurse nay sardarji ki ungli apny mu may lay li, Sardarji hasnay lagay aur bolay, abhi tu urine test bhi baki hay, BALLE BALLE..!

· 1 Like · May 08, 2015 at 15:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Qaddoos

My Photo

when sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in public, he said,my photo from wallet felt in the bus & i told the lady sari uper karo photo lena hay.

· 1 Like · May 08, 2015 at 10:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Haya Jalal

Santa & Banta

Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh.

Officer: May I see your licence?

Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?

Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.

Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have!

Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn--t you tell me! I can--t fine you - you--re also a police officer!

· 2 Like · May 08, 2015 at 05:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Missing You

Aman Ullah

Some One

some one

misses you..

needs you..

worries about you

Lonely without u

guess who?


THE MONKEY IN ...THE ZOO..



if u like this sms me this no 09745882961

· 1 Like · May 08, 2015 at 01:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Missing You

Abdul Basit

Aap Ko

aap ko miss karna roz ki bat hay,
yad karna adat ki bat hai,
ap se dur rahna kismat ki bat hai,
magar ap ko jhalna bare bat hai.


if u like this sms me in this no. 09745882961

· 1 Like · May 07, 2015 at 20:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Love

Hammad Yousuf

Lash Pash Happy Mood

1)Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Moti hamaaray kuttay ka naam.
2)Ittnay barson baadh bhi woh hamain dekh kar muskuraatay hain
Saalay bachhay hi kameenay hain jo maamu maamu chillatay hai.
3)Apne husn pe itna na itra pagli
Mujhe pata hai tu lagati hai fair n lovely
4)Ishq ke charche bahut hain, Ishq me parche bahut hain...Humne bhi dekha ishq karke ,Baap re baap ishq me kharche bahut hain

· 4 Like · May 07, 2015 at 15:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Sadaf Zeeshan

Sardar Jee

An Ass behind another Ass, behind that I and behind me the whole Nation. A sardar jee making his kid understand the spelling of Assassination.....

· 0 Like · May 07, 2015 at 11:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Amna Obaid

|| Liar Chand || By Own_rulzzz

mein ne pocha chand se ,tu ne dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen , chand ne kaha
Nahi ! ... Nahi ! ..... Nahi ! ....
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guiness book of moon records mein likha hai wo chand ne pehli bar jhoot bola tha ..............hahahaaha :) hi guyzzzzzzz i hope u will like it my name is ........ leave it yar i dont wanna show my name it--s top secret ;)

· 5 Like · May 07, 2015 at 06:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Shabana Gul

Astronomer

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope santa was abserving him, sunddley a star falls seeing that santa shouted,kya nishana lagaya hai

· 1 Like · May 07, 2015 at 02:05
Category: santa-banta
 
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