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SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye
SAAS ne apny 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di...
1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia...
Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai..
2nd day yehi drama hoa...
2nd Damaad ne bacha lia...
Usay Motor Cycle inam mili..
3rd day repeated..
3rd damaad ne socha mery liye "Cycle" hi reh gai hy...
kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki
SAAS doob gai...
Aglay din Us Damaadko
"PRADO" mil gai..
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SUSSAR ki taraf se.
Paisa Paisa Remix Song
Kiya Msg Msg krti hai
Q Msg pe Tu Marti hai
Ik baat muje batla
de Tu ApNa Packge
Q nahi karti hai
kiya hota hai Msg ka
Msg ki laga don dhairi
Men barish kr doon Msg ki,
Memory full ho
jay Teri...
Teri dukan to mithai ki hai
Custmr: Teri dukan to mithai ki hai tera dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?
dukan dar: Bht krta hai mgr Abba Rus Gulle Ginn k Jata hai is lie choos kr rakh deta houn..
Janu ye personal or secret me kya difference ha?
Girl: Janu ye personal or secret me kya difference ha?
Boy: Tum meri Girl frend ho ye personal hy and teri cuzn b meri girl frend hai ye secret hy.
Girl: kiyaaaaaa??? :o
boy: abey misaal de raha hon muu band kar.
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D
Husband piyar se
Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"
1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne
1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.
U R Bandri, Bandri Means
U R Bandri,
Bandri Means
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorabe
R=romantc
I=intelignt
Hun vekh kidi khush a,
Bandri na hovey te….
Best msg of the world!
Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo ;-)
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….
Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr :)
Boy: I Love u .
Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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