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responds nh mila

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua jani zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
jabi responds nh mila

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Mar 08, 2014

Ab To zindagi Ka Maqsad Hai Tujhe Apnana.

Ab To zindagi Ka Maqsad Hai Tujhe Apnana....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A For Apple........ B For Banana..........:-

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Mar 05, 2014

Aap ka style Ap ki smile.

Aap ka style Ap ki smile Ap ki AaNkheN Ap ka BolNa Ap ka ChalNa Ap ka Muskrana Ap ka SharMaNa Ap ka AnDaz ufff! koi 1 to Theek kaRo yaar!

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 28, 2014

Darzi Banate He Lash Pash Joray.

"Special New Shair Arz He" DaRzi Banate He Lash Pash JoRay Wah Wah DaRzi Banate He LashPash JoRay Me Thek Hun ap Sunao Kesey Ho PAKORE.

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 22, 2014

Mirchain Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hain.

Pehla Shakhs: Mirchain Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hain. Doosra Shakhs: Koi Khaas Mausam Nahi Jab Sach BoLo Lag Jati Hain..

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 20, 2014

Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr dia us ne,

OuT ClasS GhaZaL.
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr dia us ne, Paas bula k chal bay nikal bol dia us ne, Pehly hansta tha main munh khol k' Ab to Aagy wala he daant torr dia us ne, Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gya' Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne, Sardian aain tou laya keeno mere liye' keeno kha k chilka ankhon mein nichorr dia us ne, Bewafai ki hadd b dikha di ik din us ne zalim! Milnay ghar gaya to pechey kutta chor dia us ne. . . .

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 20, 2014

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to.

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 10, 2014

kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon?.

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 10, 2014

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Feb 06, 2014

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

Category: Sms / Jokes - on Jan 30, 2014
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