Double Meaning

DOOR SE

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Mar 02, 2012

Girl to riksha wala

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Mar 02, 2012

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Mar 02, 2012

BHARWA

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Mar 02, 2012

Teacher says

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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.
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Mar 02, 2012

Pehly bahon main uthana

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Mar 02, 2012

roti ki baat


college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Oct 17, 2011

KISSING at the top

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

CIGARETTE!

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Oct 17, 2011

daant ka dard


oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na


Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Oct 17, 2011

Le kar tu dekho

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota


sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo



sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM
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Category: Sms / Double Meaning - on Oct 17, 2011
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