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Mehwish Jatt

From : OMAN
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Member Since : Dec 13, 2012
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Mehwish Jatt

Zamane Ki Sakhtiyan

Har wo shagird jo ustaad ki sakhtiyan bardasht nahi karta, usay zamane ki sakhtiyan bardasht karni parti hain.

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Mehwish Jatt

Dua Aur Koshish

· 2 Like · Nov 04, 2017 at 14:11
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Mehwish Jatt

Wrong Number

Ek admi ghar call karta hai naukrani fone uthate hai malik pochta hai koun baat kar raha hai naukrani bolte hai is ghar ke naukrani malik bolta hai par mere pass to koi naukrani nahe naukrani boltee hai mujhe yahan ke malken ne abhe abhe rakha hai malik bolta hai oh achaa malken kiya kar rahe hai naukrani boltee woh upar koi admi ke sath hai main samjhee woh malik hai malika guse main boltaa kiyaaaaaaa au oo aa !!! ** malik kehta hai agar main tum 50 lac Rs doun meraa ek kaam karogee naukrani mujhe kiya karna hogaaa mere den main se bandooq lo aur dono ko shoot kardo naukrani: ek min (Tha tha Boom boom) sir ab main lash ka kiya karon
Malik: Swimming pool main phenk do
naukrani: par yahan par to swimming pool nahee hai
Malik: au?????? oo ??? isit 8235695
Naukrani : Sorry Wrong Number ....!!!!!

· 1 Like · Oct 07, 2017 at 19:10
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Mehwish Jatt

Sacha Dost

· 3 Like · Sep 17, 2017 at 14:09
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Mehwish Jatt

Mohabbat Barhaane Ka Zariya

· 5 Like · Sep 15, 2017 at 23:09
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Mehwish Jatt

Love

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

· 1 Like · Sep 13, 2017 at 15:09
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Mehwish Jatt

The Moment You See Two Teachers Are Flirting

· 0 Like · Sep 01, 2017 at 19:09
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Mehwish Jatt

Phool

KEHTAY HAIN K JUB WOH BAAT KARTAY HAIN TU PHOOL GIRTAY HAIN
AGAR AISA HAI TU CHALO BAAT KAR K DEKHTAY HAIN

· 1 Like · Aug 03, 2017 at 16:08
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Mehwish Jatt

Thanda Hota Hai...

AAP KO YEH TO PATA HO GA KAH JO LOOG OLD HOTAY HAIN AUR BIMMAR BHI HOTAY HAIN TO CHIRCHARAY MIZAJ KAY HOTAY HAIN ISSI TARHAN AIK ADMI JATA AIK BORHAY ADMI KO POCHNAY TO WOH GHAR SAY SOCH KAR JATA HAI KAH 3 BATAIN POCHOON GA TAKKAY WOH BHI TANG NA HO...1-PEHLI BAAT YEH POCHOON GA KAH AB TABBIYAT KAISI HAI TO WOH KAHAY GA KAH AB KAFI THEEK HAI TO MAIN KAHON GA KAH CHALLO ALLAH KA SHUKKAR HAI...2-PHIR POCHOON GA KAH AAP KIS DOCTOR KAY SAY CHECK UP KARWATAY HO TO WOH KISSI BHI DOCTOR KA NAAM LAY GA TO KAHON GA KAH HAAN MERAY BAAP NAY BHI USSI SAY CHECK UP KARWAYA THA...3-PHIR POCHOON GA KAH AAJ KAL FOOD KON SI KHAA RAHAY HO TO WOH JO CHEEZ BHI BATAYE GA TO KAHOON GA KAH THEEK HAI THANDA HOTA HAI TAKATWAR HOTA HAI.AB YEH BATAIN WOH SOCH KAR CHAL PARTA HAI...AGAY US BORHAY ADMI KAY PAAS JATA HAI SALAM KARTA HAI WOH WASSALAM KAHTA HAI TO POCHTA HAI KAH BABA JI KIA HAAL HAI AB...WOH JAWAB DAYTA HAI KAH AB TO BETA QABAR KI TARAF TANGAIN(legs)HAIN...TO WOH KAHTA HAI KAH CHALLO ALLAH KA SHUKKAR HAI...PHIR POCHTA HAI KAH CHECK UP KON SAY DOCTOR SAY KARWA RAHAY HAIN TO WOH KAHTA HAI KAH BETA AB CHECK UP KIA KARWANA AP KO MARNAY KO TIME AA GAYA HAI AP TO EZRAEEL(aik farishtay ka naam)HI DAWA DARO KAR RAHA HAI TO WOH KAHTA HAI HAAN HAAN THEEK HAI MARAY BAAP NAY BHI USSI SAY KARWAYA THA...AB WOH 3RD QUESTION POCHTA HAI KAH AAJ KAL GIZZA(food)KON SI KHAA RAHAY HAIN TO WOH BORHA ADMI TANG AA JATA HAI US KAY IN QUESTIONS SAY TO WOH BORHAA ADMI TANG AA KAR KAHTA HAI KAH KHOTAY(donkey)KA LUN KHAA RAH HON TO WOH ADDMI KAHTA HAI KAH HAAN HAAN THEEK HAI THANDA HOTA HAI AUR TAKATWAR BHI HOTA HAI....HA HA HA HA HA

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2017 at 15:07
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Mehwish Jatt

Dood Phat Geya Hai

aik dafa baitey ney ma sey kaha key ma chai bana do to ma ney kaha dood phat geya hai to batey ney kaha os ko seel do.

· 1 Like · Jul 02, 2017 at 12:07
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