Sms / Missing You

Kamran Ullah Khan

Simple Surd Questions

Simple Surd Questions & Answers!
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I--ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write --Please turn over-- on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What--s the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why can--t sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.

Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?
A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.

Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.

Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Sardar: No, who wrote it?

· 2 Like · May 01, 2015 at 09:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Missing You

Anmol Rubab

Sardarjee s Love

Surd--s Love for cricket
Bagga: --My girlfriend says that if I don--t give up cricket she--ll leave me.--
Jagga: --Oh! that--s very tough, Right friend?--
Bagga: --Yeah, I--m going to miss her--.

· 1 Like · May 01, 2015 at 03:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Safia Saeed

Answering Machine

Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.

· 3 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 20:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Sadaf Faiz

Teri Maa Ko

teri maa ko






tere baap ko







tere bhai ko









teri behan ko






teri khala ko






tere sare khandan ko







EID MUBBARAK ........

· 0 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 16:04
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Love

Abdul Jabbar

Meri Or Us Ki...

True story:

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They Loved each other a lot.....

Girl: slow down a little.. I--m scared..
Boy: No, it--s so fun..
Girl: please.. it--s so scary..
Boy: Then say that you love me..
Girl: Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?
Boy: Give me a big hug.. (The girl gave him a big hug)
Girl: Now can you slow down?
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It--s uncomfortable and
it--s bothering me while I ride.
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived. The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn--t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself.....

· 2 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 11:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ali Bukhari

Lotto

santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he--s in serious financial trouble. He--s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I--ve lost my business and if I don--t get some money, I--m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I--ve lost my business, my house and I--m going to lose my car as well. Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple... My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I--ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don--t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won--t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: SARDARJI, BUY A DAMN TICKET

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 06:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Sadaf Faiz

Santa Goes For Movie

Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week. So Banta asked him one day: Arre ..yaar, kyon itni acchi lagi kya, ki roz har show ke liye aa rahe ho?. Santa replied with a bit of embarassment on his face: ..heh ..heh ...Ek scene hai - jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi - .. heh .. heh

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Fahad Yousuf

Mein To Aya Hi Nahi

Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2015 at 19:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Mehwish Shahzadi

Banta Sing s Job Interview

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2015 at 14:04
Category: santa-banta
 
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