Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

· 4 Like · Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Mothers Day

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Maa Ki Duaon Ka Asar Lagta Hy,

Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.

· 3 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: mothers-day Tags: Teacher Student Sms Maa
 
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Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Students Ka Sufiana Kalam

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass'
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass '!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam

· 2 Like · Mar 24, 2012 at 13:03
Category: funny Tags: Student
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Sasural Ko English

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Sasural Amazing Test Teacher Girl Student Sms Friend
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Upcoming Horror Movies!

Upcoming Horror Movies!
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: exams Tags: Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Bigri Hui Zindagi Ki Bus Itni C Kahani Hai.

Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai..
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Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
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Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Student Jokes Funny Sms School
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta He

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he
Me
apko kesa lgta
hn
Miss so swet
Bacha:To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko ap
k
ghr kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha:Take wo
hmari
bat aage chalaen
Mis:ye kya bkwas
hy
Bacha
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Tution parhane k lye.mis ap b na cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain:-)

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Birthday

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher Birthday SMS

Dil Se Bohat Mubarak Yeh Samaa
Khoobsurat Lag Raha Hai Aaj Yeh Jahaan
Aaj Ke Din Sweekar Karein Meri Badhaiyan
Janamdin Aapka, Poora School Hai Khushnuma!
Happy Birth

· 1 Like · May 30, 2013 at 21:05
Category: birthday Tags: Teacher Student Birthday Mubarak Happy Sms School
 

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