Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Rocking Quote By A Tired Student

Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation...
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twice in a year.

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: funny Tags: Student
 
Sms / Exams

Shahbaz Ishaq

Students 1st Law Of Tension

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga" remains constant.

StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: exams Tags: Student
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Brilliant Lines By A Mba Student

BRILLIANT LINES BY
A MBA Student:
'If You Can't Create
Your Own Answers In
The Examination
Then
Management Is Not Meant
For You' =P ;->

· 1 Like · Jun 04, 2012 at 19:06
Category: uncategorized Tags: Student
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Ku S Student

KU s Student:
Agar Nariyal K Darakht Py Charh Jao
To Kia NED Ki Larkian Dikhen Gi?
Dost:
Han Or Hath Chhor De Ga To
Dow Medical Ki Bi Dikh Jayen Gi

· 1 Like · Jun 04, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny Tags: Student
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Teacher To Student

Teacher to Student:
How many planets are there?
Student:
Mercury,venus,earth,mars.........
Teacher or sunao?
Student:
Bus fit fat....
Madam ap sunain?

· 1 Like · May 14, 2012 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Dedicated To All Engineering Students

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)

· 1 Like · May 14, 2012 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Student
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Students Ka Sufiana Kalam

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass'
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass '!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam

· 2 Like · Mar 24, 2012 at 13:03
Category: funny Tags: Student
 
Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

Why Student Fail

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

· 1 Like · Jan 25, 2011 at 14:01
Category: exams Tags: Student
 
Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

A Student

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2010 at 11:10
Category: exams Tags: Student
 
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