Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Who Is Guilty (husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

What If You Don't See Me For 2 Days?

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Begum

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband, Wife & Spare Tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife Tags: Wife Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

A Man In Hell Asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Wife Wish 2 Be A Newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Wife:honey,what R U Looking 4

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 

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