Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

I Look At Your Picture And The Problem Disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Interviewer To Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Difference Between Mother & Wife

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Head & Neck Of The Family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Part & Art Of Living

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

· 1 Like · May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husbund Or Lanat Ha Aisi Zindagi Pe

Wife: Aj koi aisi bat kaho k ma khush bhe ho jaon,
Or jal b jaon

Husbund: Tum meri zindagi ho

Wife: Or, Or, kia

Husbund: Or lanat ha aisi zindagi pe

· 1 Like · Mar 31, 2011 at 13:03
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

· 1 Like · Mar 07, 2011 at 12:03
Category: wife Tags: Phone Husband Biwi
 
Sms / Wife

Abid Abi

Kisi Ladki Ko Chedo Us Ka Haath Pakad Lo

Kisi ladki ko chedo us ka haath pakad lo
agar wo wapis thapad maar de tou kaho
""tum pehle imtihaan main pass ho gai
mujhe aisi hi ladki chahiye thi...

· 1 Like · Jan 24, 2009 at 07:01
Category: wife Tags: Ladki
 
Sms / Wife

Abid Abi

The Truth Of Life 4 Women Is

The truth of life 4 women is:
D nice men r ugly.
D handsome men r not nice.
D handsome and nice men r married
& d rest of them
r not worth talking to.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 07:01
Category: wife Tags: Women
 
Sms / Wife

Mohammad Asif

New Addition To The Periodic Table

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 07:01
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Saad Raza

Tumhari toh RAM SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Dost: Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:Bilkul Galat hai.

Naa tou koi meri biwi ko utha k le jaata hai,

Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Ijunoon

Aisi Apni Wife Ho…

Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: wife Tags: Apni Wife
 
Sms / Wife

Adnan Khan

Complete & Finished

Wats the difference between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Ahsan Imran

Difference Between Girlfriend & Wife?

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wife-Duty
GF-Pension, Wife- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wife-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wife-Fool,
GF-Tuti-Fruity, Wife-Kismat phuti
GF-Fresh Cake, Wife-Earthquake

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: wife Tags: Friend
 
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