Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Honey,what R U Looking 4

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Interviewer To Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Difference Between Mother & Wife

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Wife : Do You Want Dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Head & Neck Of The Family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Part & Art Of Living

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

A Lady To Doctor

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2011 at 08:06
Category: wife
 
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