Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Farmaish Se Bachna Na Mumkin Hy

I!Suraj ki Garmaish or
Begum ki Farmaish
2no me azmaish
or
Sabar ki pemaish hai.
Garmaish dimagh pr
Farmaish jaib pr asar krti hy
1 me paseena nikalta hai or
Dusray me paisa nikalta hy
Garmaish se bachna mumkin
or
Farmaish se bachna na mumkin hy
aik me jism jalta hy
tu
Dusray me dil jalta hy.
Suraj ki garmaish lag jaye
tu
Thandy juices peenay prtay hain
Lekin
Begum ki farmaish aa jaye
tu
Khoon K ghoont peeny party hain
Happy Life
Without Wife:
Shadi shuda Bhai Sabar Krain
or
baqi Log shukar krain.

· 1 Like · Apr 10, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2013 at 17:04
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

If U Have 1 Wife

If u have 1 wife,
She fights wid u!

If u have 2 wives,
They fight for u!

Feel the diffrence & decide.

(Sender is not responsible for any side effects...!!)

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of Her Husband
.

.
.
'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the Life.

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Asks

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means,
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-
With Idiot For Ever!

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Easy And Effective Way

The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife?s birthday
is
.
.
.
.
2 forget it once.

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

When We Are Born

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

What Is 10 Years With Me

Wife: What Is 10 Years With Me?

Husband: A Second.

Wife: What Is $1000 For Me?

Husband: A Coin.

Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin.

Man: Wait A Second!

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

U Will Never Succeed

Husband:u Will Never Succeed
In Making That Dog Obey U!
Wife:Nonsense It?S Only A Matter Of Patience,
I Had A Lot Of Trouble With U At First

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife
 
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