ajj ye story huwa.
ju luge sunte he parishan huga.
aik girl ta .os ne aik youngboy se
ishaq huwa. waho duno aik dusre se buhut piyar ta
ye isheq 20 year se chal raha ta.
tu evey day mila kerte te.
youngboy wala turda gharib te.
our girl wala family buhut maldar te
young boy wala ne baar baar reshat beja
but girl wala family ne inkar kai.
taqriban 100 bar reshat beja but
os girl wala ne nahi
our isheq etna schaa ta ,keh muje yaqeen hai
keh ase ishqe kabi huga our
kabhe hujai ga
girl ne apni sare faily ku kaha
keh ager app lugu ne muje apne boyfriend ku nahi diya tu mai
bhag jaoing ya
khud kushe karunga
20 year se ye ishqe es had tak aa puncha keh
girl family wale buhut majbur huwe
our apne girl ku zaher ka injactione
lagaker marwa diya
our lugu ku kaha keh heart atack huw hai
jab youngboy ku pata chal tu wahe
bhi ghame se diwana huwa.
ye story ajj date 4.6.2003 ku peash aya hai
wassalam




usman ali khan swatii

aik poet aik Aadmi ko shair suanata hai
""khudi ko kar buland itna""
""khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqdeer se pehle"" dosra Aadmi forran kehta hai ye shair to mujhe Aata hai then poet kehta hai challo yaar tum he suna do to wo kehta hai ""khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqdeer se pehle khuda banday se khud poochay bol bachay ab kahaan se utro gay""

aik talab mein 12 fish hain un mein se do mar gain ub talab mein kitni fish hain?

Aak admi jannat main thaa us ko fariste kahana day rahe thee us admi nay kaha aye fariste bahi mujhe dal roti kuion day rahe hoo main nay dunyaa main acha kaam kia hai aur tum doozak main biryani aur chiken tikka aur bohat lazeez kahne khelwa rahe hon tu fariste nay bola aye bhai hum tum 4 admi kay liye daige tu nahi charha hey gey....

aik dafa aik bacha apni ammi kay pas aik pic lay kar aia.os nay apni ammi say kaha kay is pic main kon hai .son yeh tumharay father hain.to ammi yeh hamary house main gunga mota saa kon hain .

2 admi train mein safer ker rahey theh kafi der ki khamoushi ke baad ek ne dosrey se kaha apna tarof tu karaoo ye suntey hi dosra ghaib hu gaya kiun ke wo JIN tha.

aik stattion per 3 log akhtey kahde hote hein
do mein adai hoti hai
aik kahta mein tumhe muka marro ga to tum chin pohanch jao ge
agla kahta hai mein kick maroo ga
to srilanka pohanch jao ge
thesra massomi se
aap mujh kik mare ya moka mujhe india pohancha de
mere pas karaya nahin hai

Ek din 3 ourtahy party may jha rahi thi tho ek nay kha tum aaj koun sha dreas phanu gi.Us nay kha may ray husband kay baal khaley hai may khala dreas phanu gi,Phir dosri nay kha may ray husband kay baal shafed hai may aaj shafed dreas phanu gi,Our phir 3 nay kha may ray tu husband kay baal nahi hai may aaj kai phanu bolo..

ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha