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Hareem

Fact

A Fact...!

What is da heaviest burden of life_____?




"AN EMPTY POCKET":-)

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2009 at 13:07
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Waseem Mughal

Ye Sms

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye sms.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

· 1 Like · Jul 04, 2009 at 12:07
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Fatita

Knowing

Knowing what is broken is the corner stone of knowing how to fix it

· 1 Like · Feb 17, 2009 at 01:02
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Mohammad Asif

New Addition To The Periodic Table

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 07:01
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Arif

Sometimes D Road Travelled

Sometimes d road travelled
turns out to be more beautiful
than the destination reached.
Enjoy leading ur life...

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 08:01
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Unknown

Microsoft

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates,
weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11 p.m.

And what do Baby Gates and Daddy-s products have in common?

1.Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party support.
2.Both barf all over themselves regularly.
3.Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won-t help.
4.As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which preceded them.
5.At first release they-re relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow and grow with each passing year.
6.Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one.
7.They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.
8.No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the actual release.
9.Bill gets the credit, but someone else did most of the work.
10.For at least the next year, they-ll suck.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Unknown

Englishman, A Scotsman And A Chinese Man

There-s an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man. The Englishman says ""I bet my dog can run round the park 50 times without needing a wee. After 40 times it had a wee."" Then the Scotsman said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 100 times without needing a wee."" After 90 times, the dog had a wee. Then the Chinese man said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 200 times without needing a wee."" It got round 200 times without needing a wee. The Englishmen and Scotsman said to the Chinese man ""How did it do that?"" The Chinese man said ""Me not stupid, me not silly, me tie knot in my dogs wiily""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Surds

Once there were three Surds. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had
forgotten the soda. The youngest Surd said he would go home and get it if they wouldn-t eat the sandwiches until
he got back.

A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two Surds said, ""Oh, come on, let-s eat the sandwiches."" Suddenly the little Surd popped up from behind a rock and
said, ""If you do, I won-t go!""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Unknown

Homesick

An Indian US citizen goes to the doctor because he just
simply doesn-t feel good. He-s tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible. The doctor checks him over and can-t find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does. He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before. The Indian man is stunned, though, that the treatment means
he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag and leave it in his basement for a week.
""Trust me,"" the doctor says, ""I have seen this work."" The
man goes home and follows through on the instructions. Within
a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench. His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says, ""Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."" ""You-re crazy!"" comes the reply. ""Trust me.""
says the doctor. Down he goes into the basement and he takes
the first breath. Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache leave. His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well. The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good news. ""I told you I-ve seen this work with people from
India before, ""says the doctor. ""You were just homesick!""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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