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Kashif Yaqoob

Allah Hum Sab ko Apny Hifz wo Amaan Main Rakhy

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· 1 Like · Jul 25, 2013 at 12:07
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Kashif Yaqoob

Do You Know As To Why Did

Teacher:
Do you know as to why did
the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda
as their symbol?

Pappu:
Because they did’t have a colour printer!

· 1 Like · Apr 18, 2013 at 16:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Hr Barish Mai Yhi Dua Hy Mri

Hr Barish Mai Yhi Dua Hy Mri
K
Barish K Jtne Qtry Zamen Pr Grain
Utni Bar Ap Slip Ho K Girain ;)
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Khushion K Smandr Main
Enjoy Rainy Day

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2013 at 15:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Ajab Tamasha Hai

Ajab Tamasha Hai Matti Se Bane Logon Ka
Bewafai Karo To Rote Hain, Agar Wafa Karo To Rulate Hain

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2013 at 16:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Exam

Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya

· 1 Like · Mar 28, 2013 at 16:03
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Muzammil Shahzad

Lanat

Aik Sardar kafi dair se larkee ko ghor raha tha. tung aa kar larkee ne hath se lanat ka ishara kia.

Sardar ne Dost ko kohni maar k kaha, Lay aaj phir punj bajay da time fix hoya hai

· 1 Like · Feb 16, 2013 at 14:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

When Things Go Wrong

When things go wrong,

when sadness fills your heart &

when tears flow 4rm your eyes,

just let me know.

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cause I want 2b there 4 U!

I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
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Shahbaz Ishaq

What Is Your Name

Difference between B.Z. University and other university's questions:

Other Univeristy
What is you name? (5 marks)

B.Z. University:
What is ur name & it's origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it's logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it's upper & lower limits. (1+1+1+1+1=5 marks)

Hun dasso banda fail na hovy tay hor kia top karay...?

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Why Is Fire Brigade Red In Color

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans: Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to b Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish
Fish has Fins
Fins are the people of Finland
Finland' National Flag is RED
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color
Sum Other Day I will Tell u Why Ambulance is White ;-)

· 2 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
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