Ek Sardar Suhaag Raat Ko Bivi K Neechay Aag Laga Deta Hai Bivi Dar Kai Poochte Hai Yai Kia Kar Rahay Ho Sardar Kehta Hai Dostoon Nai Kahaan Tha Marnay Sai Pehle Garam Kar Lena.

aik sarder ne garments ki shope per job ki very first day a girl come to his shop
wo larki boli sardar ji underwear dikhao
sardar sherma ker bolo wo ji mein aj pehan ker nahi ayaa

A sardar fell ill & shivering with cold.
Doctor came n asked wat happend?
His son said:
Bimari da te pata nai par abba swair da vibration te laga hoya ae

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circuss....
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do it.
Sardar G:man aana par pehle sher nu hatao......

sader ki wife in a bus,,
sardarni, suno ji pichey wala admi meiry balous mein hath dal raha hi,
sardar,, tu chinta na ker uss ko kia pata tera batwa meiry pass hi

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

What is the difference between T.V & RADIO?

Sardar: T.V is 4those.
whom cant listen.
RADIO 4 those whom cant watch. its entertainment.

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Sardar: When I sleep,Monkeys play footbal in my dreams.Dr.: No problem!Just take this medicine before u sleep.Sardar:Kal se loonga,aaj raat to final hai



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Why sardar cut the sides of tablets?

Think

Think

Think

Side affect se bachne k liye

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