He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don not even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I am not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

A good marriage would be between
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

What Is the Diff Between Love Marriage
and Arranged Marriage?
Love Marriage Is Suicide
But Arranged Marriage is Planned Murder
Think HOW U WANT TO DIE !!!

Shadi say phalay:
HEro no 1
shadi k bad:
coolie no 1
shadi say phalay:
MAIN NAY PYAR KIA
Shadi k bad:
Main nay pyar kaun kia
shadi say phalay:
jeanamem mat jao
Shadi k bad:
jaan mat khao
shadi say phalay:
tum bib jia na jia
shadi k bad:
tum ko saha na jai
shadi say phalay:
kuch to bolo
shadi k bad:
kabhi to chup ho lo
shadi say phglay:
I LOVE U
shadi k bad aag phir aalu
shadi say phalay:
mlilnay kab aao gi
shadi k bad:
maikay kab jao gi

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chaand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Doctor: U and ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh tou hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.