Sana Dimple

customer:haan khan saahib yeh piyaaz kiya hisaab se rahe ho?
Sabziwala:poora 20 roopiya kilo mera bhai.
customer:20 roopiya!!!nahin nahin yeh to bohat bol rahe ho 15 lagao to loonga.
Sabziwala:oh nahin mera bhai sone jaisa daana hai kaisay de de.
Customer:acha chalo 18 laga do aur saare de do.
Sabziwala:are nahin bhai saahib hum ko to bechna hi nahin hai na.
Customer:are ek to saare le raha hoon aur oopar se 18 roopay fee kilo bhi de raha hoon phir bhi nahin de rahe.
Sabziwala:saare to bechna hi nahin hai na mera bhai.
Customer:magar saare kiyoon nahin bechnay tum ko?
Sabziwala:oay khocha saara tum ko bech dega to phir poora din hum kiya bechega?

Silsilay Torr Diye Tum Ne To Ye Wafaa''en Kaisi..?
Ab Jo Milna Hi Nahi, Phir Ye Sadaa''en Kaisi..?
Me Ne Chaaha Tha Sab Shikway Gilay Door Karna,,
Tum Ne Zehmat Hi Na Ki Sun''Ne Ki, To Ye Aahen Kaisi..?
Le Lo Wapis Ye Aansu, Ye Tarrap Aur Ye Yaadein Saari,,
Jab Koi Jurm Hi Nai Hai Mera, To Phir Ye Sazaa''en Kaisi
Thak Chuka Hoon Me Mohabbat Ka Bojh Liye Chal Chal Kar.
Koi Manzil Hi Nai Jab Pyar Me, To Phir Ye Rahein Kaisi.......!!

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

Kahan Qatal Badlte Hain Faqat Chehray Badalte Hain
Ajab Apna Safar Hai Fasle Bi Sath Chalte Hain
Bahut Kam Zarf Tha Jo Mehflon Ko Kar Gya Weran
Na Pocho Hal-e Yaran Sham Ko Jab Saye Dhalte Hain
Wo Jis Ki Roshni Kache Gharon Tak Bi Pahunchti Hai
Na Wo Suraj Niklta Hai Na Apne Din Badlte Hain.

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??

Boy: Uncle theek hu, .

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??

Boy: Bilkul Aapki zindagi ki tarah, . .

Buzurg: Matlab??

Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose .

Thoko like

faqeer ne darwazay par sada lagai
Allah ke name par kuch dedo baba ko
ghar se larki ki awaz ayi kuch nahee hai baba maaf karo
faqeer bola: chalo phir apna number hi de do Baba Dua Bhi Karega aur Message Bhi

#jokes #lateefay