Zindgi-milti-hy
1-Bar
Mout-ati-hy
1-Bar
pyar-hota-hy
1-Bar
Dil-toot,ta-hy
1-Bar
Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hy
1-Bar
To-phr
Paper-q-hoty-hain

Why......?
Student's plz awaz uthao..
Aaj nahi bolo ge t0 kal bhugto ge..

Adab ki inteha:
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali day ata hun.
k kahin teachers ye na kahain k agay se jawab deta hai.
"Respect ur teachers"

Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

If girl fails in exams then directly marriage
but
if boy fails in exams then directly workshop
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kia ye khula tazad nahi..;-)

3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA.

1: I have already enjoyed my life in childhood and d0n't want to enj0y anym0re ...
2: I love tensions ...
3: I love to work on Sundays and holidays ...
4: I want to take revenge from my self ...
5: I don't want to marry before 35 ...
6: I want to study until my death ...
7: I don't want black hair on my head anymore or even hair at all.

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga" remains constant.

StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D