~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
"A place where papa pays & son plays."

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...

Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki,kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
HaHaHa!
;-)

WHY STUDENTS FAIL.

Sundays-52 in a year.
Days left 313,
Summer holidays-75.
Days left 248,
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONE.
Days left 118,
1 hour daily playing means 15 days.
Days left 103,
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.
Days left 73,
1 hr talking means 15 days.Days left 58,
Exms days 37 days. Days left 21,
Eid & Govt holidays 20. Day left 1,
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
No study day in whole year.
Then how can a Student pass?

When u want to enjoy life
think today as ur life's FIRST day.
When u want to achieve something in life
think today as ur life's LAST day.

Sache dil se karo fariyaad tou
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

Happiness is not something

u postpone for the future.

Its something u design

for the present.

Make each moment a happy one.

As I have made 1 by remembering U.

Make your life a rose that speaks silently
the language of fragrance,
bcoz it is only in d depth of silence
that u can hear ur heart's voice.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Dimag Jiska...ICE
Jivan Uska...NICE

Dil Jiska...PURE
Safalta Mile...SURE

Nazar Jiski...CLEAR
Wo Bane Sab ka...DEAR!!!