Definations

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School:
"A place where papa pays & son plays."

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...