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Safia Saeed
Ek Dafa Ek Admi Ke Mughie
EK DAFA EK ADMI KHI MURGHIE CHORI HO JATIE HA TU ADMIE USSE SARE SHER MA DHONT LETA HA MAGAR KAHIE BHIE NAHIE.AKHIR WO EK GHAR MA CHALAA JATAA HA OR KEHTA HA AAP NA MERI MURGHI DAKHI HA TU DOSSRA AADMI KEHTA HA KO YAHAA AYEE TO TIE MAGAR APNIE WARDI UTHAR KAR KAHIE CHALIE GHAYE HA
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Aug 13, 2018 at 15:08
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Nadeem Moti
Pichli Dafa
ek dafa do admi hathi ka shikar kerney Asam gay. janey key liey oonhon ney jahaz charter kerwa lia. oonhon ney do haathion ka shikar ker lia or Piolet sey kaha, ""Humney yeh do haathi marey hein plz zara jahaz mein rakhwa do humney inko saath leker jana hey""
Piolet ghussey mein bola, ""tum logo ka dimagh kharab ho gia hey, yeh chota sa jahaz in ka bojh bardasht nahi ker sakey ga is liey inko chor do""
dono Admi boley, ""bhai Pichli dafa bhee hum isi jungle mein shikar kerney aey thay or pichli dafa bhe humney do hee hathi marey thay or pichli dafa bhe piolet ney mana kia tha magar humney haathi jahaz mein rakhwa liey thay..."" wo kafi der behes kertey rahey akhir tang aa ker piolet ney kaha,""acha chalo""
kisi tarha teeno ney dono haathi jahaz mein rakh diey or wapsi kee rah lee. rastey mein hee jahaz kharab ho gia or dolney laga piolet ney foran parashoot pehna or neechey jump ker gia. wo dono to haathion sey chipakey huey thay. oonhon ney perwan bhee na kee or jahaz samet ek jaga aa parey.
dono girey to ek ney keecher mein sey moon nikal ker kaha, ""wesey pichli dafa bhee hum yahin girey thay""
(plz mail me if u liked it)
Piolet ghussey mein bola, ""tum logo ka dimagh kharab ho gia hey, yeh chota sa jahaz in ka bojh bardasht nahi ker sakey ga is liey inko chor do""
dono Admi boley, ""bhai Pichli dafa bhee hum isi jungle mein shikar kerney aey thay or pichli dafa bhe humney do hee hathi marey thay or pichli dafa bhe piolet ney mana kia tha magar humney haathi jahaz mein rakhwa liey thay..."" wo kafi der behes kertey rahey akhir tang aa ker piolet ney kaha,""acha chalo""
kisi tarha teeno ney dono haathi jahaz mein rakh diey or wapsi kee rah lee. rastey mein hee jahaz kharab ho gia or dolney laga piolet ney foran parashoot pehna or neechey jump ker gia. wo dono to haathion sey chipakey huey thay. oonhon ney perwan bhee na kee or jahaz samet ek jaga aa parey.
dono girey to ek ney keecher mein sey moon nikal ker kaha, ""wesey pichli dafa bhee hum yahin girey thay""
(plz mail me if u liked it)
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Jul 27, 2018 at 20:07
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Qamar Jabbar
Aik Dafa Faqeer Aadmi Say Kehta Hai
aik dafa faqeer aadmi say kehta hai kuch khanay ko de do jawab mila kal ka khana khao gay faqeer ne kaha haan kiyuon nahin aadmi ney kaha to phir kal ana
kiya hansi nahin aaai to phir aap ki tarf se kuch ho jaye
kiya hansi nahin aaai to phir aap ki tarf se kuch ho jaye
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Jul 13, 2018 at 14:07
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Eshwa Khan
Aik Dafa Aik Chooha Hathi Ko Nadi Se Bahir Aney Ka Kehta He
aik daffa aik chooha hota he jo k nadiya kinarey ja ker mazey se nahatey huvey hathi ko kehta he,""OYE HATHI K BACHEY"". zara bahir aao.Hathi kehta he k jo kehna he abi keh do mager chooha us ko bahir aney ka hukam deta he.majbooran hathi bahir ata he aur aa ker poochta he k han kia bat he keu shour macha rakha he.choooha kehta he k kuch nahi tumm wapis ja ker naha saktey ho, mein ne to bas ye dekhna tha k kanhi tum ney meri chaddi to nahi pehan rakhi..... kesa.
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Jul 12, 2018 at 18:07
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Samra Ali
Aik Dafa Do Bhangi
aik dafa do bhangiyon kay paas bhung khatam ho gaye unhoon nay socha kay bank main chri kartay hain aik nay kaha bank jungle main lay chalo so woh jutiyan uutaar kar dhaka laganay lagay aik chor unki jutiyan lay kar bhaag gaya
kuch dair baad aik nay doosray ko pucha hum kitni door a gaye hain dooosra bola
lagta hai kafi door jutiyan nazar nahin a rahin
hahhahahhahahhahahha
kuch dair baad aik nay doosray ko pucha hum kitni door a gaye hain dooosra bola
lagta hai kafi door jutiyan nazar nahin a rahin
hahhahahhahahhahahha
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Oct 30, 2017 at 20:10
Category: miscellaneous
Sms / Golden Words
Kashif Yaqoob
Golden Words Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye
Golden words Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay "Manna Lena" Chahiye Kyun K Wo Lanti Saary Raaz" janta hai,...
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Oct 22, 2013 at 15:10
Category: golden-words
Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
News / Sports
Ijunoon
Pakistan Pehli Dafa Hockey Player Of The Year Ka Elaan
پاکستان ہاکی فیڈریشن نے ملکی تاریخ میں پہلی مرتبہ ملک کے بہترین ہاکی پلیئر کے ایوارڈ کا فیصلہ کیا ہے جس کی منظوری اس ماہ پی ایچ ایف ایگزیکٹو بورڈ کے اجلاس میں کی جائے گی۔ 2010 کے پلیئر آف دی ائیر کا ا...
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Dec 11, 2010 at 11:12
Category: sports
Tags: Pakistan
Sms / Funny
Mohammad Asif
Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Peh Knock Kia Andar
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K Tou Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Peh Kuta Betha Hai
K Ghar Gaya Door Peh Knock Kia Andar
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K Tou Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Peh Kuta Betha Hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Aik Dafa Sardar Jee Rail Main Sauffer Kar Rahay
aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
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