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Ek Dafa Pathan K Ghar ,sikh Aur Hindu Rehne Aaye
1 dafa pathan k ghar sikh aur hindu rehne aaye to pathan ne kaha k jo mere bakre ke pas 5 minute guzarey ga jis se buhot booo aati hai us ko 5000 doun ga. sikh gaya to 1 minute bad wapas aagaya jabke hindu gaya to bakra bahar aagaya
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Ake Dafa Ake Aadmi Traine Main Safar Kar Raha Hota Hai
ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Admi Aadmi
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Eik Dafa Eik Bande Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai
eik dafa eik larke ki shaadi hoti hai, woh shuaag raat wale din apni biwi ka ghoongat uthata hai aur kheta hai keh haq mehar 1000RS bahat hai,to biwi agge se kheti haitum husband ho is liye main 1000RS le rahi hoon waise main 1500RS lati hoon
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
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Aik Dafa Aik Ustaad Ney ........
aik dafa aik ustad ney class say poocha""kon kon jannat main jaey ga"".sab bachoon nay haath(hands)khara kar diya magar aik bachay nay hath khara naheen kiya.jab ustad nay poocha kiya tum janat naheen jana chahtay to us nay jawab diya""meri ammi nay kaha tha school say seedha ghar aanaa......
hahahahahahaha............
hahahahahahaha............
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Ustaad
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Aik Dafa Ustad
auk dafa ustad pochta hai murghi andon pe kyun bethti hai to student kehta hai
ke uske ghar kursi nahin hoti
hahaha (dontlaugh
ke uske ghar kursi nahin hoti
hahaha (dontlaugh
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Aik Dafa Sardar .........
aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
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Aik Dafa Sardar .........
aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
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Aik Dafa Aik Aadmi Thaa Jo Apni Gayain Ka Bohat Khiyaal ...
aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Apni Admi Aadmi
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Ik Dafa Ik Bhari Bher Kam Shakhs
Ik dafa ik bari jism ka band England key ik sheher me wazen check karaney kii ik machine per khara howa us kaantey ka ye tariqa tha key us per jab aadmi khara hota to oper se ik paper ata or us per us ka wazen likha hota ya aadmi jab us per khara howa to oper sey paper aya us per likha tha key ik aadmi uter jai wo sumjey key do aadmi uper char giye hain hahahahah nahi kiyon achaaaaa!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Main Ne Aik Dafa Apni Ammi Se Kha Ke ...
main ne aik dafa apni ammi se kaha ke main london ja rahene hoon to aami ne kaha ke nahin jao magar main apni zid per arre rahe to usi din mere mamoo agaye mere mamoo mujh se bauhoot piyar kerten hain main ne mamoo se kahe yeh baat to mere mamoo ne kaha ke punjab chalo ge main en kaha ke nahin kehne lage hum london ko punjab kehten hain haahhahhahha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Apni
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Ik Dafa Ka Dhiker Ha
iak dafa ka zikar ha kisy station pear ik bhikari ata wo sab sa iakhi bat kh raha tha iak ropy ka sawal ha baba sab kh rahy tha maff karo lakin jab wo iak mosafir ka pass gia us sa kha ka iak rope ka sawal ha us na kha tamater khao us 2,3 bar kha phir us na yahi jawab dia to us sasamny waly na kha ya totla ha kh raha ha kama kar khon hhahhahahahha acha ha na
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Aik Dafa Ka Aik Office Main ...........
aik dafa ka aik office main aik pathan kam karta tha woo apna malik ka sab sa khass admi tha aik raat ko uss patahan ka malik pathan ko office main akala poori raat ka lian choor gaya or office ke aik aik cheez lock kar gaya yahan tak ka bath room bhi pathan ko raat ko 3 baja tati aa na lagi to bachara pathan bara parashan hoa uss na soocha ka kyun na main mooza (socks) main tati kar loon uss na mooza (socks) main tati to karli uss ka baad woo sooch na laga ka yaar main yaa mooza(socks) kidher phankoo to uss ka dimag main aik baat aai ka main yaa mooza (socks) pankh (fan)ka upper rakh doon pathan mooza (socks) pankha (fan) ko upper rak ka soo jata hai subha woo uth ka galti sa pankha (fan) chala daata hai to uss ki tati office ki sari deewaroon pe lag jati hai to uss ka baad pathan jamadaar ko bulata hai or uss sa boolta hai ka yaar ya saari deewaroon ko saaf kar da main tumhain 10 rupa doonga jamadaar kafi daar tak charoon taraf daakhta hai ka baad pathan sa boolta hai ka yaar main tughay 100 rupa doonga phala tu yaa bata ka tu na asa tati kei kasa ..........................................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahah
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Office
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