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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World……..
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Ijunoon
No Brain Found...!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 05:04
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Without Brain
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
Please tell them your age.
Please tell them your age.
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Apr 15, 2007 at 12:04
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Brain Tumer
aik sikh adihi raat ko ghar se bahir dhool bajata hai aur nachta hai sub looguss say poshty hai kay bahi kaia batt ho gai hay jo tum adhi ratt ko bangary dall rahay hoo sick jawab data hai kay mera bahi mur gaa hai sub loog pareshan hotay hai aur kahty hai kay tumhara bahi mur gaia aur tum bangray dal rahay ho too sickh jawab deta hai kay sari dunia kahti hai kay sikhoo ka damag nahi hota lakin mera bahi tu brain tumar say mara hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Smart Brain
A Pakistani walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank-s under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says,"" We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?"".
The Pakistani replied, ""Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?""
Cheers ! Pakistanis Are Pakistanis....., Smart brains.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank-s under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says,"" We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?"".
The Pakistani replied, ""Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?""
Cheers ! Pakistanis Are Pakistanis....., Smart brains.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Brain Transplant
If I ever go for a brain transplant I?d like 2 use ur brain. It--s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Brain Refreshing
Your ?BRAIN? will be refreshed in next five seconds.
Refreshing process is in progress???5
4
3
2
1
Error!
We are sorry.
Unable to refresh.
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No ?BRAIN? found!!!
Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.
Refreshing process is in progress???5
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1
Error!
We are sorry.
Unable to refresh.
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No ?BRAIN? found!!!
Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Brain Of Pakistanis.
its at a story but a true incident that happened in America...
A Pakistani man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Pakistani man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank--s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pakistani for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank--s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely ,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000
The Pakistani replies: where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return--
Ah, the mind of the Pakistanis.......
This is why Pakistan is shining.......
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03337616430
A Pakistani man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Pakistani man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank--s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pakistani for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank--s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely ,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000
The Pakistani replies: where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return--
Ah, the mind of the Pakistanis.......
This is why Pakistan is shining.......
03216371610
03337616430
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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No Brain Detected
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!
Aftab khan
From: islamabad
Aftab khan
From: islamabad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Have Brain !!!!!!
Doctor: sorry! to say this.you have brain tumour.
Patient: yeeeessss!!(jumps with joy).
Doctor: didn--t you hear what I said?Patient: yes I did.Do you think I am deaf?
Doctor: then why did you laugh?
Patient: I laughed because now everyone will know that I have Brain.
Patient: yeeeessss!!(jumps with joy).
Doctor: didn--t you hear what I said?Patient: yes I did.Do you think I am deaf?
Doctor: then why did you laugh?
Patient: I laughed because now everyone will know that I have Brain.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Brain
brain is very importent ,,, coz
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Human Brain
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Share SmS @0313-4862471
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Share SmS @0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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