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Alisha Khan

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Jan 05, 2007
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Bittu Ka Kamra

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

· 1 Like · May 17, 2019 at 08:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Alisha Khan

Be Honest

· 0 Like · Apr 19, 2019 at 18:04
Category: photos
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Pagaal

aik larki aapni friend say milne hostil gai to batoon batoon main rat ho gai os ki friend ne kaha ke tum rat ko yaheen ruk jao kaal subha chali jana wo razi ho gai mager os hostil ki maneger ne mana ker dia ;;; to os ne aapni friend say kaha ke tum aesa kero ke paroos main pagaal khana hia wahaan pata kertay hain ke shayad koi room mil jai wo dono pagaal khane ja ker pata kerti hain to wahaan per koi room khali nahi hota hai ;;; meger pagaal khane walay boltay hain ke aap ager chaheen to aik neem pagaal admi hai os ke sath adjust ker leen wo koi khaternak nahi hia bhoot sharif hai;;; to wo larki maan jati hai ke theek hia main adjust ker loongi;;; raat ko jaab sab so jatee hian to wo pagaal admi aata hai or larki ko haat laga ker bolta hai ke main ungaali[finger] or mun[lip] say kuch ker ke dekhaoon to wo lerki der jati hai or os pagaal ko bolti hai ke jao ja ker so jaoo to wo chala jata hai is tarhaan wo her thori deer ke baad aata hai or os ko yahi boolta hai ke ungali or mun say kuch ker ke dekhaoon is terhaan 5 martaba hota hai to larki bohoot derjati hai 6th time wo pagaal phir aata hai to wo larki bolti hai ke theek hai chaloo ker ke dekhaoo;;;
to wo pagaal aapni ungali ko aapne hoontoon[lips] per rakh ker awaaz nikalta hai bhur bhur bhur bhur

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2019 at 07:01
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Alisha Khan

Dunya Main Ek Islami T V Chenel Hona Chahiye.

· 5 Like · Dec 21, 2018 at 01:12
Category: photos
 
Social Wall / Text

Alisha Khan

Gadhay Ki Gawahi

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2018 at 23:10
Category: text
 
Poetry / General

Alisha Khan

Hamsaye

· 0 Like · Oct 07, 2018 at 14:10
Category: general
 
Poetry / Sad

Alisha Khan

Ankhon Mein Sama Jao.

Ankhon Mein Sama Jao, Is Dil Mein Raha Karna
Taron Mein Hansa Karna, Phoolon Mein Khila Karna
Jab Se Tumhein Dekha Hai, Jab Se Tumhein Paya Hai
Kuchh Hosh Nahin Mujhko, Ek Nasha Sa Chhaya Hai
Ab Baat Jo Karni Ho, Aankhon Se Kaha Karna
Aey Kaash Dharkta Dil, Kuchh Der Thahar Jaaye
Ye Raat, Mohabbat Kii, Yunhii Na Guzar Jaae
Baqi Hai Abhii Tum Par, Ye Jaan Fidaa Karnaa
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna
Kismat Na Dikhaye Ab, Ghariyaan Hamein Furaqat Ki
Har Raat Yuunhi Chamake,Taqadir Mohabbat Ki
Aey Chand Sitaaro Tum Mil Jul Ke Duaa Karna
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna.

· 0 Like · Oct 01, 2018 at 23:10
Category: sad
 
Poetry / Humorous

Alisha Khan

Zindagi Taaq Sez Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He...

Zindagi Taaq Se Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....

Dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He Raha....



· 2 Like · Sep 13, 2018 at 03:09
Category: humorous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Amtahan

bita bap sa ma amtahan ma pas howa to gift ma kya do gy.

bap cycale bata agar fal howa to kya do gy
bapp raksha

· 3 Like · Sep 13, 2018 at 00:09
Category: miscellaneous
 

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