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Zahid Mahmood

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Zahid Mahmood

Train Ki Zanjeer

Train main aik bacha ore us ki maan safar kar rahay thay,kay achanak train kay andar light off ho jati hai.bachay nay apni ami say kahna shuru kar dia kay ami ami main nay zanjeer khainchani hai,maan nay bachay ko ajazat day di.bachay nay jab zanjeer khainchi to us ko zoor say thapar para,phir khainchi to us ko phir zoor say thapar para tesri baar jab us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko thapar para. dosri baar us nay zanjeer khainchi to phir us ko zoor say thapar para.tesri dafa jo us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko jo thapar para to bacha ronay lag para ore saath hi light bhi aa gai achanak oper berth say awaz ai"" O khauch apnay bachay ko samjhao yeh mera naala khainchti ay"".

· 1 Like · Dec 10, 2018 at 18:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Don’t Tell Me That You Love Me,

Don’t tell me that you love me, because anyone can tell me that. Tell me that I make you tear up with anger and frustration, but at the end of the day you still want to lay down next to me, put your arms around me, and sleep.

· 0 Like · Nov 19, 2018 at 07:11
Category: text
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Zahid Mahmood

Ugly

Little Johnny walks up to his Aunt and says , -my God, Aunt Edna why are
you so damn ugly?- His mother overhears this, pulls Johnny into the kitchen. and screams,
-how ould you say that your aunt is so damn ugly!- -Because she is,- says Little Johnny.
His mother says, -You go back in there and apologize to her, right now! I mean
it, go tell her that you-re sorry!-
Little Johnny goes into the living room, walks over to his aunt and says, -Aunt Edna, I am
sorry you-re so damn ugly.-

· 1 Like · Oct 18, 2018 at 19:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Ya Allah

· -2 Like · Oct 10, 2018 at 06:10
Category: photos
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Zahid Mahmood

School Bag

one time there were three people in the plain. bush, one kid, and nawaz sharif
the captain annaunced that there was some problem in the plain so everybody have to jump out
but there were only two parachutes
bush said i have to go i have a big country to take care of
so he took the parachute and jumped
then the boy told nawaz sharif to take the parachute and go
so N.S. said but i can-t let you die
there isn-t any for you
the boy said yes there is
because bush took my school bag
he he he
it was long wasn-t it
but was funny i beleive

· 2 Like · Sep 05, 2018 at 12:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Relegious

Zahid Mahmood

Ishq Main Intezaar Kon Kray

ISHQ main intezaar Kon Kray...

Aik Sajdah AZAAN sy pehlay b...!!!

· 1 Like · Sep 05, 2018 at 04:09
Category: relegious
 
Poetry / Sad

Zahid Mahmood

Mujhe Ko Na Samjha

· 0 Like · Aug 31, 2018 at 12:08
Category: sad
 
Social Wall / Photos

Zahid Mahmood

Beautifull Wedding Stage

· 1 Like · Aug 12, 2018 at 19:08
Category: photos
 
Poetry / Sad

Zahid Mahmood

Kah Rahi Hai Hashr Mein Wo Aankh Sharmai Hui.

Kah rahi hai hashr mein wo aankh sharmai hui
haye kaise is bhari mahafil mein ruswai hui
aaine mein har ada ko dekh kar kahate hain wo
aj dekha chahiye kis kis ke hai aayi hui
kah to ae gulchin asiran-e-qafas ke vaste
tod lun do char kaliyan main bhi murjhai hui
main to raz-e-dil chupaun par chipa rahane bhi de
jan ke dushman ye zalim aankh lalchai hui
gamza-o-naz-o-ada sab mein hai haya ka lagao
haye re bachpan ke shokhi bhi hai sharmai hui
vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya
sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui
gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha
vah sar chadhane lagi paoun ke thukarai hui.

· 0 Like · Jul 18, 2018 at 01:07
Category: sad
 

Zahid Mahmood

Gender : Male
Country : Pakistan

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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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