Doctor aur Mareez

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..

Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi
School Gayi Hi Nahi..

Mareez: Naak ki surkhi door karne k liye mai aap se dawa le gaya tha. Lekin is k istemal k baad meri naak neeli ho gai hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi, hum aap ko dosri dawa de dain ge waise aap ko konsa rung pasand hai?

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....

Mareez: Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon, Lekin Koi Faida Nahi Hota:
Doctor: To Aaj 40 Ki Le Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga.

#jokes

doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee aik admi baar bar line tor kar agay ghusta to log usay wapas bhej dete, kafi try karne ke bad aadmi ne kaha lagay raho mene bhi clinic nahee kholna

#jokes