Doctor aur Mareez

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doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee aik admi baar bar line tor kar agay ghusta to log usay wapas bhej dete, kafi try karne ke bad aadmi ne kaha lagay raho mene bhi clinic nahee kholna

#jokes

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

#jokes

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

#jokes

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.