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Teray Pyaar Ki Barish

Gar Nahi Mera Muqaddar

Tu

Ak Saawan Beta Jao

Tum Sang Meray

wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

Unko tasawurat me aane nahi diya,
Halat ne ye lutf uthane nahi diya ...

Gam meray sath sath bahut door tak gaye,
Shikwa magar zuban pe aane nahi diya ...

Dastaar gir gayi to gire sar to bach gaya,
kuchh be hisoon ko zarf Khuda ne nahi diya ...

Tha kitna dil shikan teri yadon ka marhala,
Aankhon ko phir bhi ashq bahane nahi diya ...

Majbooriyon ne paon mein zanjeer daal dee,
Hamne khushi se apko jane nahi diya ...

Mai khud hi apni rah ka pathar bana raha,
Aisa nahi ke sath dua ne nahi diya ...

Ae dost meri saada dili ne khabhi mujhe,
Aaina doston ko dikhane nahi diya ...

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

Sehra mei saaebaan ki Surat kahin to ho
Nafrat to her jagah hai muhabbat kahin to ho
Doori ki barf pighlay kisi tor hi sahi
Sardi ki dhoop jesi tamazat kahin to ho

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega