iJunoon Archives 2018
Poetry / General

Muzammil Shahzad
Laga K Aag Shehar Ko

Laga k Aag Shehar ko ye Baadshah Ne Kaha,
Utha hai dil mein Tamashay ka Aaj Shoq Bohat,
Jhuka k Sir ko Sabhi Shah Parast Bol Uthay,
Hazoor Shoq Salamat Rahay, Shehar Aur Bohat.....!!!
Utha hai dil mein Tamashay ka Aaj Shoq Bohat,
Jhuka k Sir ko Sabhi Shah Parast Bol Uthay,
Hazoor Shoq Salamat Rahay, Shehar Aur Bohat.....!!!
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Feb 24, 2018 at 22:02
Category: general
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Nimrah Butt
There Was This Guy At A Bar
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I''ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I''ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.
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Feb 24, 2018 at 20:02
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Ijunoon
Jin Aankhone Ko Sajday Me Ronay Ki Aadat Ho
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Feb 24, 2018 at 18:02
Category: photos
Poetry / Love

Muzammil Shahzad
Toot Jaye Na Bharam Hont Hilaon Kaise

Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaon kaise,
Hal jaisa bhi ho logon ko sunaon kaise,
Khushk aankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehak aati hai,
Mai us k gham ko zamane se chupaon kaise,
Phool hota to mai us k dar pe saja bhi deta,
Zakham le k uski dehleez pe jaon kaise,
Wo rulati hai to jee bhar k rulaye mujhe,
WO meri aankhen hai, Mai usko rulaaon kaise
Hal jaisa bhi ho logon ko sunaon kaise,
Khushk aankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehak aati hai,
Mai us k gham ko zamane se chupaon kaise,
Phool hota to mai us k dar pe saja bhi deta,
Zakham le k uski dehleez pe jaon kaise,
Wo rulati hai to jee bhar k rulaye mujhe,
WO meri aankhen hai, Mai usko rulaaon kaise
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Feb 24, 2018 at 16:02
Category: love
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Nizam E Shamsi Se Bahar Ab Tak Ka Sab Se Chhota Sayyarah Daryaaft
ماہرین فلکیات نے ہماری نظام شمسی سے باہر اب تک کا سب سے چھوٹا سیارہ دریافت کرلیا جس کا حجم زمین کے چاند کے برابر ہے۔
کیلیفورنیا یونیورسٹی کے ماہر فلکیات فیف مرسی جو اس سیارے کی تلاش کرنے والی ٹیم م...
مزید پڑھیں
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Feb 24, 2018 at 11:02
Category: featured
Poetry / Sad

Muzammil Shahzad
Kantoon Si Chubhti Hai Tanhai

Kantoon si chubhti hai Tanhai
Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai
Koi aa kar hum dono ko hunsa de
Main roti hoon rone lagti hai Tanhai
Jab bhi tere Hisar se nikalna chaha
Yaadoon k beej bone lagti hai Tanhai
Raat k kisi hise main yeh bhi Bewafa ho jati hai
Main nahi soti sone lagti hai Tanhai
Tum se judaa ho kar is se hi Dil laga lia hai
Mar si jati hoon jab khone lagti hai Tanhai..
Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai
Koi aa kar hum dono ko hunsa de
Main roti hoon rone lagti hai Tanhai
Jab bhi tere Hisar se nikalna chaha
Yaadoon k beej bone lagti hai Tanhai
Raat k kisi hise main yeh bhi Bewafa ho jati hai
Main nahi soti sone lagti hai Tanhai
Tum se judaa ho kar is se hi Dil laga lia hai
Mar si jati hoon jab khone lagti hai Tanhai..
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Feb 24, 2018 at 10:02
Category: sad
Social Wall / Text
Ijunoon
Apni Yadon Say Kaho Aaj Ki Chuti Day Dain Mujhe
Apni Yadon Say Kaho Aaj Ki Chuti Day Dain Mujhe
Ishq Kay Hissay Mein Ek Itwaar Bhi Hona Chahiye
Ishq Kay Hissay Mein Ek Itwaar Bhi Hona Chahiye
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Feb 24, 2018 at 08:02
Category: text
Poetry / General

Muzammil Shahzad
Hum Kon Hain Kia Hain Baa Khuda Yaad Nahin

Hum Kon Hain Kia Hain Baa Khuda Yaad Nahin !!!
Apnay Aslaaf Ki Koi Bhi Adda Yaad Nahin !!!
Hain Yaad To Kafir K Taranay He Buss !!!
Hai Nahin Yaad To Masjid Ki Sada Yaad Nahin !!!
Bint-e-Hawwa Ko Nachate Hain Sar-e-Mehfil Ham !!!
Kitnay Sung Dil Hain K Rasm-e-Haya Yaad Nahin !!!
Aaj Apni Zillat Ka Sabab Ye He Hai Shayad !!!
Sub Kuch Hai Yaad, Magar, Sirf KHUDA Yaad Nahi ...!!!
Apnay Aslaaf Ki Koi Bhi Adda Yaad Nahin !!!
Hain Yaad To Kafir K Taranay He Buss !!!
Hai Nahin Yaad To Masjid Ki Sada Yaad Nahin !!!
Bint-e-Hawwa Ko Nachate Hain Sar-e-Mehfil Ham !!!
Kitnay Sung Dil Hain K Rasm-e-Haya Yaad Nahin !!!
Aaj Apni Zillat Ka Sabab Ye He Hai Shayad !!!
Sub Kuch Hai Yaad, Magar, Sirf KHUDA Yaad Nahi ...!!!
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Feb 24, 2018 at 04:02
Category: general
Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Mehreen Ali
Aadmi Hakeem Se

mareez hakeem se:
mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon
hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay
mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon
hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay
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Feb 23, 2018 at 23:02
Category: doctor-aur-mareez








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