iJunoon Archives 2018

Kabhi Kaha Na Kisi Se Tere Fasaane Ko

Na Jaane Kaise Khabar Ho Gayee Zamaane Ko

Sunaa Hai Gair Ki Mehfil Mein Tum Na Jaaoge

kaho Toh Aaj Saja Lun Garib Khaane Ko

Duaa Bahaar Ki Maangi Toh Itane Phul Khile

Kahi Jagaah Na Mili Mere Aashiyaane Ko

Chaman Mein Jaana Toh Sayyaad Dekh Kar Jaana

Akele Chhor Kar Aayaa Hun Aashiyaane Ko

Meri Lahad Pe Patangon Ka Khoon Hota Hai

Huzur Shama Na Laaya Kare Jalaane Ko

Dabaa ke Qabra mein Sab Chal Diye Duaa Na Salaam

Zaraa Si Der Mein Kya Ho gaya Zamaane Ko

Ab Aage Is Mein Tumhaara Bhi Naam Aayega

Jo Hukm Ho To Yahii Chhod Dun Fasaane Ko

Qamar Zaraa Bhi Nahi Tumko Khauf-e-Rusvaai

Ke Chandani Pe Chale Ho Unhe Manane Ko

Qamar Jalalabadi

Us ne aik baar mujh say poocha
kay batao mujhay kitna yaad kartay ho
main ne kaha bohat ziada
us ne dubara sawal kiya
kay phir bhi batao tu sahih aakhir kitna
main ne kaha bohat bohat ziada

mera jawab sun kar woh zair-e-lab
dheeray say muskurai aur kaha
ab mujh say bhi tu poocho

tu us ki muskurahat aur bhi gehri hoti chali gayee
halka sa gulabi rang chehray peh aakar phail gaya
doobi doobi nazron say mujhay dekha

aur

palkain jhuka kar boli

Pagal!

Yaad tu unhain kiya jata hay
jinhain insaan bhool jaye.

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?
Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir jee toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Baazahir aam lehjay main
Kaha thamain ne jab us se
Badal lo raasta apna
Juda raahain yaheen karlo
Hamaray chahnay na chahnay se
Kuch nahi hota
Yehi sach hai keh hum do mukhtalif
Raston kay raahi hain
To phir kyon dil ki manain hum
Shuru main manti hoon main
Aziyyat dil ko pohanchay gi
Magar phir waqt guzray ga
Sabhi zakhmon ko bhar de ga
Meray is aam say lehjay peh wo
Ik pal ko chonka tha
Meri aankhon main aankhain daal kar
Hairat se poocha tha
Yeh sab jo keh rahi ho khud ko yeh samjha bhi pao gi?
Bohat hi jee karra kar ke
Main us dam muskurai thi
Bohat khud pay jabr kar ke
Main us say keh yeh payi thi
Meri tum fikr rehnay do
Sambhal jaoon gi main khud hi
Sabhi zakhmon ko sii loon gi
Bhula kar sari batoon ko
Akaili bhi main jee loon gi
Buhat hi be yaqeen aakhoon se
Us ne mujh ko dekha aur
Bina ik lafz bolay wo gaya or phir nahi aaya
Aur ab tark-e-taalluq ko
Agarcheh umar beeti hai
Magar is dil pe us ki zaat ka
Jo naqsh qaaim tha
Kabhi dhundla nahi hota
Mujhay mehsoos hota hai
Ke jaisay meray kanoon main
Wo apni bolti aankhoon se
Sargoshi si karta hai
WO SAB JO KEH RAHI THEEN
KHUD KO WO SAMJHA BHI PAI HO?

Pappu: Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhaun?

Pappu :- nahi saale Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad