iJunoon Archives 2017

MaiN logoN sey mulaqatoN k lamhey yaad rakhta hooN
MaiN baateN bhool bhi jaooN to lehjay yaad rakhta hooN

Sar-e-mehfil nigaheN mujh pey jin logoN ki paRti haiN
NigahoN k hawaley sey woh chehrey yaad rakhta hooN

Zara sa huT k chalta hooN zamaney ki riwayat sey
K jin pey bojh maiN Dalo woh kandhay yaad rakhta hooN...!

Mr Elahi had three sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi, and Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his forth son was born his wife decided
to name him Bus-Kar-Elahi...

Muhabbat Dhund Main Lipti Hoi Wadi Ka Mausam Hai
Chamakti Hai To Suraj Hai Barasti Hai To Rimjhim Hai

Muhabbat Naam Hai Kitne Musalsal Imtehanoo Ka
Muhabbat Kar NahiN sakta Ke Jis Main Hosla Kam Hai

Muhabbat Karne WaloN Ko Sada Muskaan Milti Hai
Muhabbat Karne WaloN ki Zara Si Aankh Bhi Num Hai

Muhabbat Zindagi Main Zindagi Ka Eik Nagmah Hai
Magar Yeh Maut Ki Dehleez Par SadiyoN ka Matam Hai...!

A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

Suna hey shehar walon sey mera SAHIR nahi badla...
key wo AANKHAIN nahi badleen key wo PAIKAR nahi badla...

HASEEN AANKHON ko parhney key abhi tak shoq hain mujhko
mohabat main ujar kar bhi mera andar nahi badla....

main PATHAR sey hoi HEERA mujhey aisa TARASHA hey
badal dala mujhey lekin mera AAZAR nahi badla....

main pehron sochti hon ye jo mujhko bhool betha wo
sabab najaney kia hoga , wo kuch keh kar nahi badla....

bhatakti sham sey kehna puraney dar dareechey hain
akeli raat sey keh do hamara ghar nahi badla.....

meri qismat ney jo likha zakham aakhir nahi badla..
faqat bazoo hi badley hain magar nashtar nahi badla...

ussey kehna shikasta zaat honay sey mohabat mar nahi jati
aienay toot janey sey kabhi manzar nahi badla....

tumharey dairoon main ik umrr sey mehv-e-gardish hon
mera markaz nahi badla mera mehver nahi badla.....

meri jaan doob key ubhri hey meri sans bhi jaisay
mera matam nahi badla mera mehshar nahi badla.....

suna hey aaj bhi sab log ussey hi sajdah kartey hain
Mathay hi badaltay hain magar wo darr nahi badla....

abhi tak apney lafzon sey wo baazi jeeta jata hey
wohi andaz hain us key .... mera shatir nahi badla...!

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai
""HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA""