iJunoon Archives |2015 | March

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo paer NE kaha patton se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he .

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Uske na hone se kuch b nhi badla

Ye suraj b waha se nikalta hai

Aasman pe taare b chamakte hain

Or chaand ki chandni b hoti hai

Hawa b chalti hai

Darya b behte hain

Phool b khilte hain

In mein khushbu b hoti hai

*LEKIN*

Na jane Q uske na hone se hr cheez adhori C lgti he

Hr subha,
Sham C lgti he.

Hr muskan udaas C lgti he,

Hr mehfil anjaan C lgti he,

Hr dharkan
be jan C lgti he,

SUCH
To ye hy k sari dunya VEERAN C lgti hay.

1) Once a sardar called another sardar he said: main bol riaan. The other sardar said: hainn kamal ho gaya ithe vi main hi bol riaan
2)Once somebody sent an sms to a sardar it was like this: The sender is cool & the reader is fool. The sardar got very angry he sent an sms to that person & it was like this: the sender is fool & the reader is cool

Wo khuda tha mera

Ab imaan hai

Chali gai chhod k

Dil ab udaas hai

Bewafa nhi kahunga apne sanam ko

Kyuki ishq karna uska mujh pr ehsaan hai

kiss is the key of love ,
love is the lock of marriage ,
marriage is the box of children ,
children are problem of pakistan ,
so
stop kissing and save pakistan .