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Sms / Sardar
Eshwa Khan
Silly Answer
Dost: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.
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Mar 27, 2015 at 05:03
Category: sardar
Poetry / 0
Main To Pehle Hi
zindagi ki talash me main pata nahi kahan se kahan aa gaya,
sari khusiyon ko piche choor kar gamon ke bich aa gaya..
chahta tha pyaar ka daman pakadkar jeena,
par wo bhi apna daman chura kar tanha kar gaya..
main bhi chahta tha zindagi bhar muskrana,
par halaat ne hansi main bhi rona sikha diya..
main to zindagi bhar wafa karte karte thak gaya,
phir bhi duniya ki nazron main bewaffa kehlaya gaya..
jin sanson ke sahare kat rahi thi zindagi,
ab to wo bhi band hokar maut ka paigam suna geya..
ab tak to zindagi ji thi unka naam lete hue,
ab icha hai ki maut bhi unka naam lete hue aa jaye..
mai to phle hi sab kuch luta chuka tha,
ek jaan hi bachi thi wo bhi unki jholi main daal gaya..
sari khusiyon ko piche choor kar gamon ke bich aa gaya..
chahta tha pyaar ka daman pakadkar jeena,
par wo bhi apna daman chura kar tanha kar gaya..
main bhi chahta tha zindagi bhar muskrana,
par halaat ne hansi main bhi rona sikha diya..
main to zindagi bhar wafa karte karte thak gaya,
phir bhi duniya ki nazron main bewaffa kehlaya gaya..
jin sanson ke sahare kat rahi thi zindagi,
ab to wo bhi band hokar maut ka paigam suna geya..
ab tak to zindagi ji thi unka naam lete hue,
ab icha hai ki maut bhi unka naam lete hue aa jaye..
mai to phle hi sab kuch luta chuka tha,
ek jaan hi bachi thi wo bhi unki jholi main daal gaya..
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Mar 27, 2015 at 00:03
Category: 0
Sms / Marital Woes
Kamran Kaliya
Sufi
shadi kay din karib aaye tu maha ko dieting ka shouk para tu mein sufi ghar lay aayi. kyun kay sab ko sufi per aatmat jo tha. subha hou tu na maha thi na sufi.
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Mar 26, 2015 at 23:03
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Urooj Imran
Never Kiss A Girl
Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)
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Mar 26, 2015 at 18:03
Category: love
Poetry / 0
Jagah Di Thi
Bewafa Ko Ham Ne Is Dil Men Jagah Di Thi
Khawabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di Thi
Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Khud Se Bhi Bahot Badh Kar
Us Chahat Mein Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Di Thi
Malom Nahi Tha Ham Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bharosa Karke Khud KO Hi Saza Di Thi
Socha Tha Sath Mill Kay Katen Ge Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Aik Pal Main Har Bat Bhula Di Thi
Kaisa Sitam Hey Dekho Wo Kab Sey Juda Hai Mujh Sey
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saya Sa Bana Di Thi
Kiya Tha Us Per Bharosa Kyun Hud Sey Badh Kar
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Mein Ek Halchal Si Macha Di Thi
Khawabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di Thi
Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Khud Se Bhi Bahot Badh Kar
Us Chahat Mein Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Di Thi
Malom Nahi Tha Ham Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bharosa Karke Khud KO Hi Saza Di Thi
Socha Tha Sath Mill Kay Katen Ge Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Aik Pal Main Har Bat Bhula Di Thi
Kaisa Sitam Hey Dekho Wo Kab Sey Juda Hai Mujh Sey
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saya Sa Bana Di Thi
Kiya Tha Us Per Bharosa Kyun Hud Sey Badh Kar
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Mein Ek Halchal Si Macha Di Thi
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Mar 26, 2015 at 18:03
Category: 0
Know / When
Bollywood Movies Release Dates
Bollywood Movie Court Release Date
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Mar 26, 2015 at 16:03
Category: when
Sms / Marital Woes
Bilal Ahmed Khan
Jadoger
Wife ko Begum kiu kehte hai?
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai
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Mar 26, 2015 at 13:03
Category: marital-woes
Poetry / Friendship
Sirf Aap Ek Hain
Jaise Chaand ke paas Taare anek hain
Par har Taare ke paas sirf Chand ek hai
Waise hi Aapke paas Dost anek hain
Par Humare paas sirf Aap ek hain
Par har Taare ke paas sirf Chand ek hai
Waise hi Aapke paas Dost anek hain
Par Humare paas sirf Aap ek hain
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Mar 26, 2015 at 10:03
Category: friendship
Sms / Sardar
Yousuf Ahmed
Teacher
Teacher: -- I killed a person--
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .
If u like E-Mail me
abdulbasitnizamani@yahoo.com
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .
If u like E-Mail me
abdulbasitnizamani@yahoo.com
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Mar 26, 2015 at 07:03
Category: sardar
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