iJunoon Archives |2015 | March

Here----s a really funny joke, you Pakistani--s will love it.
Why did musharraf has 5 kids?

A. Because he--------d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Ghungheryalay baalon wali aik lerki
Titliyon sai khailnay wali aik lerki
Azaad thi dunya kai chaman mai
urti phirti thi hawaaon kai sath
Kabhi jungalon ki hawaaon jaisi
Tou kabhi badlon ki ghataon jaisi
Kabhi dhoop jaisi tou kabhi chaon jaisi
Kabhi Khushboo_on kai sath raqs kerti
Tou kabhi raton mai chand ko apnay
mathay ka noor bana ker
Apni paishani per CHAAND chamkaya kerti
Vo masoomana adaaon sai ser shaar
Lamhoon ki taiz hawaoon per
khushboo ka geet gaya kerti
Hawaa_ain uskay geeton ko
sangeet diya kerti theen
Phoolon ki nerm patt_tiyon ki taliyon kai sung
Vo apnay raishmi baal phaila_ey
neelay gagun kai talay madhosh hawaon mai magun,
ho ker raqs kerti urti phira kerti thi
kai! Rutt badli, Hawa ruk gaee, Orr Raqs THAM gaya!
Uskay maathay ka chand chamakna bhool gaya
Or vo berfeelay mousmoon ki zad mai kho ker
Apni saari sadaa_en kho baithee
Phool murjha ker sookh gai
Ghungeryalay baalon vali vo aik lerki
Apni baichain rooh ko liyai
Apni zakhum khorda titli kai saath
Iss pur aazar dunya kai chamun mai
Akaili reh gai, uskay khuwab bikhray
or adaa_ain kaheen kho gaeen
sapney, tootay or nazrain
Thundi burf ki ma_nind munjamid ho gaeen.

ur smile is like 7up zera hut k ur voice is like rohafza thund puhancha de ur friendship is like coke maza zindagi ka ur Love is like pepsi YE DIL MANGE MORE AHA.....

Tera kisi peh aye dil
Tera koy dukhaye dil
Tu bhi kaleja thaam kar
Muj se kahe k haye dil
Tera bhi dil KHUDA kare
Mere liye ho bekaraar
Tu bhi tarap tarap uthe
Aisi chale hawa e dil
Neend na aye raat bhar
Bhatkey idar udhar nazar
Chain ki ho duaa magar
Chain kaheen na paye dil
Tere bhi dil main dard ho
Tera bhi chaira zard ho
Meri tara na mil sake
Tuj ko kaheen dawaye dil

Ek dehati sarak per peeshab kar raha hota hay to itne mai ek angrace wahan say guzarta hay or us admi say pouchta hay k aap yahan peshab kar rahay ho to yahan police nahi pakarti to admi bolta hay nahi sahab yahan khud paker k karna parta hay hahahaha hay na funny;)

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHaAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAzE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAnT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon

Paanch dost byerozgaar hote hai,wo ek taxi late hai rent per chalne k liye,aur wo subha se laiker shaam tak taxi chalate hai magar koi sawari nahi bethti hai..........
POCHO KYON KOI SAWARI NAHI BETHTI HAI???
is liye k wo pancho khud hi taxi mai bethe hote hai to sawari nai bhal khak bethye gii
hahahahahahahahaha