iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it,

Love is like a perfume, spread it,

Feelings are like flood, flow it,

Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

Happy Friendship Day!

Jeeto: Daughter, isn't that young man rather fast?

Pinky: Yes, but I don't think he'll get away!

The reason women love military men? It's NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.

If fear didn't exist, I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.

If you spend a few moments to read this message, I shall feel very happy.

Do you know why?

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Because that one minute I am crossing your mind and passing over your heart!