iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.

Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De.

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Koi Manzil,

Koi Dost,

Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De..

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Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga!

Mawra Hocane and Mehiwish Hayat at the Premier of Na Maloom Afraad

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please". "The barman looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?", asks the brain. The barman retorts, "Because you're already out of your head."

Husband to wife, "Hey honey, do you have anything you want to say before the IPL season starts?

Meethat Neevi Nanaka, Gunn Changiaian Tatt!

~ Asa Dee Vaar


That humility (Neevi - Nimanapan, to think modest, lowly of oneself) is the 'Tatt', the root, the seed, the very foundation of all the divine virtues of the Lord.

Rajnikanth can speak Braille.

mien iltafat-e yaar ka qail nahi hon dost
soney k narm taar ka qail nahi hon dost

mujh ko khizaan ki ek luti rat se hey pyar
mien ronaq-e-bahar ka qail nahi hon dost


jis ki chamak se maand hon ashkoon ki abro
unmotiyon k haar ka qail nahi hon dost

sagir baqadre-e-zarf lutatta hon naqed hosh
saqi se mien udhar ka qail nahi hon dost