Sms / Funny

Quaid E Azam Ne Farmaya

Quaid-e-azam ne kaha hai k waqt ki pabandi karo

Magar ye tou btaya hi nahi k
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Naye wale ya purane wale

· 2 Like · May 14, 2009 at 09:05
Category: funny Tags: Quaid e azam
 
Sms / Funny

Jaan

Hi mery jaan
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Nikal rahi he Garmi se

· 1 Like · May 14, 2009 at 09:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Khuda K Liye

Tum dua ho meri ""sada k liye""
mein zinda hon tumhari ""Dua k liye""
Kr lena lakh ""Shikwe"" ham se magar

Kabhi
Khafa nah hona khuda k liye.

· 1 Like · May 14, 2009 at 09:05
Category: funny Tags: Khuda
 
Sms / Funny

Bahir Mat Nikalna

Yaar please ghar mein hi rehna bahir bilkul mat nikalna halaat bohat khrab hen


bhar kutta maar muhim shuro ho chuki hai is or is baar main kuch nahi kr paon ga

· 1 Like · May 14, 2009 at 09:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Watan

Uthoo Doston or watan ka kuch bhala karo
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.Jagoo





Ooh sorry
app ho

aap to wapis so jao
is main hi watan ki bhlai he

· 1 Like · May 14, 2009 at 09:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Choonti Marne Ka Jadeed Tareqa

Sabse pehly
Cheeni or lal mirchon ka mixture banyen,.!
Mixture serve karne k baad wo water ki talash main jaye gi,.!
Jon hi wo water tank k pass phonche aap use pani main dhakka dai dain,.!Is tara wo bheeg jaye gi,.!
Or apne ap ko dry karne k liye aag k pass jaye gi,.!
jese hi wo aag k pass pohnche ap aag main bomb phek dain,.!
SOO wo buri tara zakhmi ho jaye gi or hospital main admit ho gi,.!
Bas simple phir uska Oxygen mask snatch karlen or uska gala daba dain,.!
aB CHOONTI Mar jaye gi,.!

u like it then sms me in my no & if u like then more sms & joke or friendship then visit my no,.!
('.')KING
<)(> OF
/! SMS
sHARE UR SMS @ JOKES OR CHELLENGE ME IN SMS@0312-5090841
i,M WAITING,.!
nOBODY CAN CHELLENGE ME IN SMS B,COZ I,M KING OF SMS,.!

· 1 Like · May 12, 2009 at 12:05
Category: funny Tags: Hospital
 
Sms / Funny

King Of Sms

Kal b sms zinda tha Aaj b sms zinda hai Tum kitne sms delete karoge Har mobile se king ka sms nikle ga,.! Nara-e-KING ('.')_/ <)( /! jEYE KING ('.') <)(> /! FROM; ('.')KING <)(> OF /! SMS

· 1 Like · May 12, 2009 at 12:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Muhammad Irfan

pandit and moullana

pandit ask to moullana
tum ko kyun dafnaate hain?
jab ke hame tou JALAATE hain;
moullana khazanay ko chupaya jaata hai or KACHRE ko jala diya jaata hai

· 2 Like · May 07, 2009 at 08:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Golden Words

Asha

Break

A Heart die's when it is
not able to share its feelings.
But a heart kills itself
when another heart
does not understands its feelings.
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· 1 Like · May 05, 2009 at 17:05
Category: golden-words
 
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